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  • #31
    I would like to contribute to this thread :P
    Will skim some from
    http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/search.php?searchid=113855
    Super CommuTOURer� - Talk less, Ride more

    .: FB :.|.: TW :.|*IG*| Ex
    PowerDrift:.

    #Give thy opinion, write em, dont throw em
    #Everyone errs, accept it, defending/cribbing about it only makes it worse
    #Dont defend a manufacturer as if you work for them
    #Write. Think. If relevant hit submit. If not hit yourself
    #Be kind in your choice of words, you never know who would make you gulp em
    � Satyen Poojary

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    • #32
      Originally posted by satyenpoojary View Post
      I would like to contribute to this thread :P
      Will skim some from
      http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/search.php?searchid=113855
      Says "Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms"; pls post the original source. Tks
      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      • #33
        That was click on my Name and click "Find more posts" :P
        Super CommuTOURer� - Talk less, Ride more

        .: FB :.|.: TW :.|*IG*| Ex
        PowerDrift:.

        #Give thy opinion, write em, dont throw em
        #Everyone errs, accept it, defending/cribbing about it only makes it worse
        #Dont defend a manufacturer as if you work for them
        #Write. Think. If relevant hit submit. If not hit yourself
        #Be kind in your choice of words, you never know who would make you gulp em
        � Satyen Poojary

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        • #34
          Came across this...
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          • #35
            ROFLMAOWHAMBHWTE*

            Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off With H*****ds And My B**s Hanging Waiting To Explode
            Super CommuTOURer� - Talk less, Ride more

            .: FB :.|.: TW :.|*IG*| Ex
            PowerDrift:.

            #Give thy opinion, write em, dont throw em
            #Everyone errs, accept it, defending/cribbing about it only makes it worse
            #Dont defend a manufacturer as if you work for them
            #Write. Think. If relevant hit submit. If not hit yourself
            #Be kind in your choice of words, you never know who would make you gulp em
            � Satyen Poojary

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            • #36
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by aargee View Post
              Came across this...
              *ahem* Pwned

              Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
              Don't Judge Bikers , We are Happy People! :D
              Don't look where you are , Look where you want to go.
              Over-confidence always kills

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              • #38
                -People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

                -Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.

                -Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone

                -If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

                -A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.

                -It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

                -Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

                -If you think you don't need a helmet, you probably don't.

                -Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

                The Dream come true


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                • #39
                  You cannot see beyond what you cannot understand - Oracle(Matrix)
                  ASHWIN NARVEKAR

                  My Blog - http://driftwiththeclouds.blogspot.com/
                  Leh Ladhakh Trip
                  Sikkim - Bhutan Trip
                  My Bikes: Honda Unicorn, RX 135(Sold)

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                  • #40
                    Here's a philosophical joke

                    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    • #41
                      Originally posted by satyenpoojary View Post
                      I would like to contribute to this thread :P
                      Will skim some from
                      http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/search.php?searchid=113855
                      Please do join and enliven the thread.....
                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • #42
                        A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where
                        a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
                        entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
                        the store ONLY ONCE!

                        There are six floors and the attributes of
                        the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
                        however, a catch . . you may choose any man from a particular
                        floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
                        down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband
                        Store to find a husband. .

                        On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

                        Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

                        Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

                        Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
                        good looking.

                        "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

                        She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

                        Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
                        looking and help with the housework.

                        "Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she
                        goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

                        Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
                        gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

                        She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
                        sign reads:

                        Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
                        floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
                        please.

                        Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
                        exit the building, and have a nice day!
                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • #43
                          Originally posted by aargee View Post
                          Came across this...
                          Hahaha...LOL...

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                          • #44
                            1) Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't
                            seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out
                            his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is
                            dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First,
                            let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is
                            heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
                            If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. ~Author Unknown

                            Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. ~Author Unknown

                            Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

                            You dont stop riding because youre getting old, but you get old when you stop riding.

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                            • #45
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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