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  • #61
    'x' married 'z' twice his age,left her,&nw married 'y' 1/2 his age.
    what is the age of 'x'?

    student wrote:
    i don't know d answer
    bt



    'x' is surely saif ali khan

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    • #62
      Arguments defined...

      Came across these...



      And here's a comparison of arguments...
      Last edited by aargee; 11-29-2012, 07:20 PM.
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      • #63
        Originally posted by aargee View Post
        Going by what's happening here, especially some 2 hot threads, here's a most apt joke

        Lol!!! Good one. Works for married people like you :P
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        • #64
          Originally posted by Eshan-P180 View Post
          Lol!!! Good one. Works for married people like you :P
          As if you watch what's happening everyday through mine or someone else bedroom window!!! ROTFL Pune guys...beware...Uncle sam is watching through your bedroom window
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          • #65
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • #66
              Enough of this Husband + Wife thingy; let's go to Mathematics...



              Uh ho!!! Spoke too soon
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • #67
                Mother of all Marriage Jokes...

                Beat that...


                Inspired from Fight Club...
                Last edited by aargee; 11-29-2012, 07:44 PM.
                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                • #68
                  Deer Crossing sign encourages Deer to cross over!

                  Just to break the recent stranglehold both aargee and psr sir seem to be having on this thread , here's something funny from Yankeeland.

                  Here's a video link and the story below it.
                  Woman calls deer crossing signs
                  I don't let my motorcycles interfere with my motorcycling...

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by aargee View Post
                    ^^^ Sir, personally, I don't like to see that fellow's picture here, even if it's a joke.
                    Sorry brother, couldn't control myself from posting this here. pardon me and lough out loud.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Old Fox View Post
                      Just to break the recent stranglehold both aargee and psr sir seem to be having on this thread , here's something funny from Yankeeland.

                      Source: Woman calls deer crossing signs
                      Sir welcome to the thread and I do expect more contribution from you...I don't want to strangle this thread, and you will help all by posting here..
                      This reminds me of the Elephant and Man encounter problems in Coimbatore/Erode area which is termed as an Elephant encroachment in to Human habitat...while the truth is that humans have built homes and fields in the Elephants seasonal path....
                      Once again requesting your good self to continue to contribute
                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by krishnab4u View Post
                        Sorry brother, couldn't control myself from posting this here. pardon me and lough out loud.[ATTACH=CONFIG]87235[/ATTACH]
                        NO!! I used to call myself dog in my grad college..
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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by aargee View Post
                          As if you watch what's happening everyday through mine or someone else bedroom window!!! ROTFL Pune guys...beware...Uncle sam is watching through your bedroom window
                          LOL, you are not part of the tradition of having a Maharashtrian wife, Lmao Aargee you love joking on yourself, dont you!!! Again a good one there. Oh man your posts amuse my colleagues too.
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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Eshan-P180 View Post
                            LOL, you are...amuse my colleagues too.
                            Hehe...purpose achived
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • #74
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by psr View Post
                                Originally posted by aargee View Post
                                Enough of this Husband + Wife thingy; let's go to Mathematics...



                                Uh ho!!! Spoke too soon
                                hello argee and psr sir
                                Is marriage really that horrible
                                does every husband hate their wife
                                or simply all married man try to scare the bachelors from getting married

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