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  • ^^ That's a Hasselblad PSR ji... One of the most expensive Camera brands out there....
    Whenever there is a Rainbow in the sky, I know it's u mastering the art of Cornering. U will always be remembered brother, R.I.P Arun.

    The 5 Speed Restoration
    The Z Restoration


    /2001 Yamaha Rx 135 5 Speed/ 1999 Yamaha RXZ 135/ 2012 Honda Dio/ ?

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    • Married couple and the fairy

      A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

      Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
      She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

      The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

      The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

      The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

      I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

      The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

      So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... the husband became 92 years old.

      The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember.... fairies are female too.


      For the Love of Vijaykanth;

      This is for you aargee..

      Vijayakanth’s extraordinary English pronunciations:-

      Informason – Information
      Asoku – Ashok
      Condact – contact
      Pazut – Pass it
      Englis - English
      Spesaly – Specially
      Aiiii – Hey
      Last edited by dual disc 200; 12-14-2012, 12:15 PM.
      Whenever there is a Rainbow in the sky, I know it's u mastering the art of Cornering. U will always be remembered brother, R.I.P Arun.

      The 5 Speed Restoration
      The Z Restoration


      /2001 Yamaha Rx 135 5 Speed/ 1999 Yamaha RXZ 135/ 2012 Honda Dio/ ?

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      • Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock inthe air."The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."

        LOL!

        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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        • Originally posted by dual disc 200 View Post
          Vijayakanth’s extraordinary English pronunciations

          One more...

          Sandigar - Chandigarh
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          • Originally posted by aargee View Post
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            One more...

            Sandigar - Chandigarh
            ROFL...Aargee..

            To Sum up..

            Whenever there is a Rainbow in the sky, I know it's u mastering the art of Cornering. U will always be remembered brother, R.I.P Arun.

            The 5 Speed Restoration
            The Z Restoration


            /2001 Yamaha Rx 135 5 Speed/ 1999 Yamaha RXZ 135/ 2012 Honda Dio/ ?

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            • Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
              Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock inthe air."The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."

              LOL!

              Cheers!
              VJ
              Could we please remove jokes with explicit words like these.

              Thanks
              Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!

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              • I wouldn't mind jokes like those. And frankly, I don't get the need to be politically correct, squeaky clean all the time.
                A lone amateur built the ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic...

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                • Autobiography of a sad Man
                  ======================

                  Last week was my birthday...

                  My wife didn't wish me....

                  My parents forgot, and so did my kids....

                  I went to work... Even my colleagues didn't wish me....

                  As I entered my office cabin, my secretary said

                  "Happy Birthday Boss"

                  I felt so special...

                  She asked me out to lunch...

                  After lunch, she invited me to her apartment...

                  WE went there....

                  She said "Do you mind, if I go into the bedroom for a minute?

                  "OKAY" I said...

                  She came out 5 mins later with a cake. And my wife, my parents, my kids
                  my Friends, and my colleagues...

                  All screaming "SURPRISE"

                  And I was waiting on the sofa........

                  NAKED!!
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                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Last edited by B7ACKTHORN; 12-14-2012, 06:32 PM.
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      And the best one in the lot

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                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                      The girl said, 'NO!'


                      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                      THE END

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                      • this ones is from sandalwood shahrukhs movie
                        if i translate it,no fun

                        "ni neerige bare chenni bindge hidkondu"
                        remix
                        "ni barige bare chenni porke hidkondu ninna ganda kudithavnalli......
                        saala madkondu"
                        Last edited by Praj zm; 12-15-2012, 03:29 PM.

                        The Dream come true


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                        • A Lady Socialite was paying a visit to a mental asylum. Since she was one of the generous contributor to the asylum, she was taken around and shown different wards and the treatment and rehabilitation of the patients..
                          Highly impressed with the quality of work done in the hospital, the lady asked the Chief Doctor.:" Doc how do you determine who is a normal person,and who needs treatment...
                          The doctor said," Well we fill a tub with water, and then give the Person a spoon, a mug, and a Bucket, and ask him/her to empty the Tub..
                          The lady said immediately," Ohh i understand if the person uses spoon or mug he needs treatment, and one who uses the Bucket is normal...
                          The Doc replied," No the normal person will pull out the tub's drain plug.........would you like a bed by the window ? ".
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                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                            • The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."


                              When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."


                              A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.


                              Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.


                              She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real b1tch this time."
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • Here's a joke on motorcycle...

                                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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