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  • #241

    A woman walked into the Kitchen and saw her husband swatting Flies..

    She asked.." Killed any ?"
    Husband " Yes "
    Wife " How many "
    Husband " 5, ...3 male and 2 Female "
    Wife " what ? how can you tell which is male or female ?"
    Husband " 3 of them were on the Beer can,....and 2 of them were on the Phone ".
    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    • #242
      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      • #243
        Originally posted by psr View Post
        For good reason, that guy didnt ask "How is it going ?" to Santa, otherwise imagine what would have happened!!.

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        • #244
          Originally posted by krishnab4u View Post
          For good reason, that guy didnt ask "How is it going ?" to Santa, otherwise imagine what would have happened!!.
          He He he....answer would have been .." Flowing good "..
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • #245
            Height of Misunderstanding....

            Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:

            'I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!

            The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.'

            The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.

            "Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma?"


            'Yes... speaking'

            Reliance guy, 'You're a month overdue, you know!'

            'How do YOU know?' stammers the young woman.

            'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the Reliance guy.

            'What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????'

            ' Yes ............ . . We have a system of finding out who's overdue '

            ' GOD!!!!!!... ....... This is too much......... ..'

            'Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue'


            'I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He will speak to your company tomorrow '

            That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.

            'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?

            What business is that of yours?' the husband shouts.

            'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at Reliance, 'it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.'

            'PAY you? And if I refuse?'

            'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.'

            'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks.

            'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.'
            Whenever there is a Rainbow in the sky, I know it's u mastering the art of Cornering. U will always be remembered brother, R.I.P Arun.

            The 5 Speed Restoration
            The Z Restoration


            /2001 Yamaha Rx 135 5 Speed/ 1999 Yamaha RXZ 135/ 2012 Honda Dio/ ?

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            • #246
              Originally posted by psr View Post
              He He he....answer would have been .." Flowing good "..
              in worst case, Santa would step back and show him how is it going.. .

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              • #247
                Originally posted by dual disc 200 View Post
                'PAY you? And if I refuse?'

                'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.'

                'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks.

                'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.'


                ROTFL...Priceless....
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • #248
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  • #249
                    After Monday and Tuesday
                    Even the calendar says
                    W..T..F
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    • #250
                      use candle hahahah Hilarious
                      Pride & Prejudice: Ladakh Ride,

                      Ride To Raajmachi - Highway, Off Roading, Tent fire & Dhamaal

                      Madness in Rajasthan - Travelogue                      www.facebook.com/shahbaz008

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                      • #251
                        A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically.


                        The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there'sno law preventing weird people from buying condoms.


                        Maybe it's a good thing.The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly.


                        This piques the interest of he pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."Sure enough, the next day the laughter is back.


                        He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves.


                        The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow theguy.About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store."Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.


                        The clerk replies "Your house."


                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                        • #252
                          George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office.


                          "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.


                          "Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."


                          "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."


                          "That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."


                          "The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • #253
                            I just couldn't resist posting this.

                            Click image for larger version Name: onecouldALMOSTfeelbadforIE.jpg Views: 1 Size: 58.0 KB ID: 1834274

                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                            • #254
                              Sight of Man & Women - This one explains all

                              A couple see's a hot girl.

                              Wife: So big, aren't they?
                              Husband: Yes!

                              Wife: Are they artificial?
                              Husband: I think natural

                              Wife:Earrings and Natural?
                              Husband: Silent.
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • #255
                                A Manager in an office was known for flirting, and also harassing the ladies in the office..
                                This irritated some of them and they decided to cause some embarrassment and problem to him...

                                During the lunch break the ladies would get to-gether and hatch a plan, but decided to keep the P.A. to the manager in the dark,lest she informs him..

                                A few days after they carried out their plan and were joyfully discussing it during lunch, the P.A. also joined them ...

                                The typist said " To day I shuffled all the papers and out of page order..he sure will find it difficult to co-ordinate"

                                The Phone operator said " Yesterday i routed his wife's call when he was in meeting, and he couldn't refuse to take the call"

                                The secretary said " Yesterday I opened his Table drawer and found Condoms... I took a pin and punctured all of them ...

                                The P.A. Fainted.
                                Last edited by psr; 12-19-2012, 05:48 PM.
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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