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    Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
    I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
    I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

    I jumped down and walked out of the office...

    When my co-worker (the sardar) followed me, the Boss asked him, ‘And where do you think you're going?!'

    (You're gonna love this....)


    He said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark...
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    BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
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    YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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        Price Fixed or Bargainable?

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        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Too hot!! Need some rain
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          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
            Too hot!! Need some rain
            :buttkick:

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            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
              Too hot!! Need some rain

              Photoshop by the way.. Messi is as good as or maybe even better than Ronaldo

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              It took him almost 7 years to learn this basic manners :P

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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                Price Fixed or Bargainable?

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                I am in no way IT challenged, but how the bl00dy hell do people make such trolls? Any special software for it? And it looks perfectly authentic - correct FB colours, posts, likes. Terrific stuff here. All the IT chaps here, please do educate me and PM me some "waterfall" links. Didn't get that? PM me for the explanation hehe
                The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
                Socrates, BC 470

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                • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by icemang View Post
                  I am in no way IT challenged, but how the bl00dy hell do people make such trolls? Any special software for it? And it looks perfectly authentic - correct FB colours, posts, likes. Terrific stuff here. All the IT chaps here, please do educate me and PM me some "waterfall" links. Didn't get that? PM me for the explanation hehe
                  It must be Photoshop or Coreldraw.. not sure.. its not going to be too difficult for this.. you just need the background and we can make these ourselves.. but the creative mind of the jokes.. I have no idea how people do it
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                  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                    It must be Photoshop or Coreldraw.. not sure.. its not going to be too difficult for this.. you just need the background and we can make these ourselves.. but the creative mind of the jokes.. I have no idea how people do it
                    CorelDraw ? :O

                    Its a very very easy work in Photoshop.
                    Just 5 - 10 min. after the typing thing is done.
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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by Sird View Post
                      CorelDraw ? :O

                      Its a very very easy work in Photoshop.
                      Just 5 - 10 min. after the typing thing is done.
                      yeah... Coreldraw.. I know its easy on Photoshop.. but some people don't know to use it and they are experts with Corel draw...
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                      RayZ - 2015 til now
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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        [MENTION=33779]icemang[/MENTION]
                        Just a 5 min. work :

                        Photoshop Rules <3





                        Not doing more comments, this kind of easy work but matching things sux !

                        Its very easy.

                        Facebook uses :
                        Arial Font
                        10.2 Font size for update and comments
                        11.2 for People's name
                        Color can be picked from Facebook itself

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                        Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                        yeah... Coreldraw.. I know its easy on Photoshop.. but some people don't know to use it and they are experts with Corel draw...
                        CorelDraw is difficult than photoshop if you're into these things.

                        Coreldraw basically used for Logos and all.

                        These things in Photoshop is like Copy-Pasting texts here
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                        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Monkey businesss. Like a GODDAMN Boss...errm.... Monkey.

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                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by Sird View Post
                            @icemang
                            Just a 5 min. work :

                            Photoshop Rules <3





                            Not doing more comments, this kind of easy work but matching things sux !

                            Its very easy.

                            Facebook uses :
                            Arial Font
                            10.2 Font size for update and comments
                            11.2 for People's name
                            Color can be picked from Facebook itself

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                            CorelDraw is difficult than photoshop if you're into these things.

                            Coreldraw basically used for Logos and all.

                            These things in Photoshop is like Copy-Pasting texts here
                            Jesus H C. You made a f*****g troll on MY post too? And it is so genuine - my pic and the FB interface etc. I think I should umm, "acquire" Photoshop one of these days and try this stuff.

                            Really, really deadly. Thanks for scaring me so much, Sird
                            The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
                            Socrates, BC 470

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                            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Ek husband wife ne sex ka code
                              rakha ''phone karna hai ''
                              Pati: - beta mummy se kaho papa ko
                              urgent phone karna hai.
                              Patni - papa ko bolo abhi phone
                              nahi kar sakte network kharab hai,
                              thik hone me 4/5 din lagenge.
                              Pati - beta mummy ko pucho ki kya
                              papa public phone se call kar
                              le?
                              Patni:- beta papa ko bolo, aisi galti
                              ki to mummy ghar par call centre
                              khol legi....

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                                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                                RayZ - 2015 til now
                                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                                Delhi to Narkanda
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                                Delhi to Nepal

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