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    A wife,being the Romantic sort, sent her Husband a Text..
    If u r Sleeping,
    send me ur Dreams..
    If u r Laughing,
    send me ur smile..
    If u r Eating,
    send me a Bite..
    If u r Drinking,
    send me a Sip..
    If u r Crying,
    send me ur Tears..
    I Love You!!
    .
    .
    .
    The Husband, Typically
    Non-Romantic, Replied--
    "I M ON THE COMMODE..
    Please Advise..!!"
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      I don't know why people Hate XXX Movies?
      Although it is the most Positive Movie
      No Murder
      No War
      No Fight
      No Cheating (Everybody enjoys the Climax)
      Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending for all Charcters AND the Best part "jaha se dekho wahi se samajh aa jati hai..!!!"😎

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        Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
        Warning about e-bay

        Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff online, check out the seller carefully.

        A friend has just spent Rs.4,500 plus Tax on a p€nis enlarger. The bastards sent him a  magnifying glass!!!

        The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."!!!
        Ha ha ha ......A sucker eerrrr...an "enlarger " is born every day...
        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          Splendor - 2k to 2006
          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


          Delhi to Narkanda
          Delhi to Coimbatore
          Delhi to Nepal

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            Last edited by psr; 06-14-2013, 09:32 PM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              Cute

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              Cheers!
              VJ
              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
              The girl said, 'NO!'


              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


              THE END

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                America's most confusing day:
                Father's day ..
                80% don't know whom to wish
                20% are scared some one will come and wish them..

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                  Sent from my MT27i using Tapatalk 2
                  ZMR- PGMFI re-defined

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                    For those ladies who think they are smart.. remember.. guys are smart too..

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                    Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                    Splendor - 2k to 2006
                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                      Japani couple SEXY baat karte huwe:

                      Husband: Sutaki

                      Wife: Kowanini

                      Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako

                      Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa
                      nakodinda tinkuji

                      Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim
                      kouji.

                      Logon ka shok to dekho.
                      Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas SEX ka
                      word aaya or poora message padh dala ..!!
                      😅😅

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by Dr. DEEPAK View Post
                        Japani couple SEXY baat karte huwe:


                        Logon ka shok to dekho.
                        Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas SEX ka
                        word aaya or poora message padh dala ..!!
                        
                        Good contributions, Doc!!
                        BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                        Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                        YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                          ____________________________________

                          Geography Teacher:

                          India Me saal bhar Sabse Zayda Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???
                          .
                          .
                          Student:-
                          Daaru K Glass Me
                          Last edited by The Monk; 06-15-2013, 01:26 PM. Reason: Complaint received. Offensive content removed
                          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                            Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                            ____________________________________

                            Geography Teacher:

                            India Me saal bhar Sabse Zayda Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???
                            .
                            .
                            Student:-
                            Daaru K Glass Me
                            :thumbup:

                            Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2

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                            • The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                                what did letter O said to letter Q - "dude your Dick is hanging out"
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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