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    Just read on rear of auto :

    Khoobsurat dikhti hoon, Nazar Na Lagana !
    Zindagi Bhar Saath Dungi, Pee-Kar Mat chalana !!




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    First I was Scared But then We Made a Deal
    -I'll TakCare Of My Sher And He Won't Kill Me-


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      Needless to say!

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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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        check this out

        Le Dad
        OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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          Originally posted by psr View Post
          @ Aargee ...you are not Novice or nowise, but a "Know-Wise" man...
          Aaha...Sir, I can never win with you...can we?

          Anyway, I once thought I was a know-wise, but later I discovered I'm nowise because the fact is that I'm still a novice; I'm trying hard to know wise so that I can one day stay wise & I'm not sure if this thought itself is now wise
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            A foreigner was caught for a traffic violation.
            Mumbai Police Hawaldar : (with ball-pen) Paavti banana padega re baba. Tujha naav kaay? what name?

            Foreigner : Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz.

            Hawaldar : Barobar hai, dusri baar sambhaalneka, jaao abhi!!!
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
              A foreigner was caught for a traffic violation.
              Mumbai Police Hawaldar : (with ball-pen) Paavti banana padega re baba. Tujha naav kaay? what name?

              Foreigner : Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz.

              Hawaldar : Barobar hai, dusri baar sambhaalneka, jaao abhi!!!
              I had my four years of engg in Pune, and I have lived in few more places across India, by which I can say that it is only the police in Maharashtra upon which many jokes are floating ........... I never came across the same for police from any other state

              Warm Regards,
              Pranav


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                Originally posted by neelesh4 View Post
                check this out

                Le Dad
                Well, in my case, all the grand kids being flushed down the toilet



                Love making between three people is threesome, between two, it's twosome. I guess that's why they call me handsome
                I am back!

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                  FATHER : "What's your problem son ?" . SANTA : "I'm so depressed. My son is an addict, my daughter is a prostitute, my wife is a gambler!" . . FATHER : "Is there anything positive in your life ?" . SANTA : "Yes father, my AIDS test..!!! "
                  Ride like you are invisible.

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                    "Madness", as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push !

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                      It can happen only in Indian Movies

                      Baghban:Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

                      u all may know that.............

                      Now for cricket fans..........to enhance their movie cricket rules........

                      Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

                      Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.

                      It can happen because that scene was very emotional...........???????

                      Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

                      No comment ...............Indian movies???????

                      Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways.................

                      International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi

                      ra one : when sharukh khan dies, being a south indian he was given a christian funeral but later we see kareena kapoor uske asthiyo ko paani me baha deti hai, this was a big mistake no one noticed..

                      In Krish , Priety got pregnant when Hrithik was not with her in 2 years.

                      dhoom 2. . abhishek bachan jumps off the cliff. . straight on the shoulders of hrithik on a parachute .""

                      N last one is an epic "Sholay" where (now) jaya bachchan lights a lantern in the beginning as there is no electricity in the village.. and Dharmendra is on a water tank to commit suicide.

                      Paani ki tanki me bina electriicity ke paani upar chadta kaise hai??
                      😛

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                        The Polite Way to Pee

                        During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

                        Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

                        Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

                        The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'

                        What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

                        Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

                        'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

                        And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?

                        Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'

                        The teacher fainted..
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          A Policeman pulled me over on the highway. He came to the window and said "Papers".


                          I yelled "Scissors, I win" and drove off....

                          He Must want a rematch, he's been chasing me for miles now.

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                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
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                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                            Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                            A foreigner was caught for a traffic violation.
                            Mumbai Police Hawaldar : (with ball-pen) Paavti banana padega re baba. Tujha naav kaay? what name?

                            Foreigner : Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz.

                            Hawaldar : Barobar hai, dusri baar sambhaalneka, jaao abhi!!!
                            Do you know kiran mukherjee by any chance?

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                            Not all who wander are Lost
                            Respect the bicycle riders, they are the ones who save fuel for you rides.

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                              Originally posted by viks View Post
                              Do you know kiran mukherjee by any chance?

                              Sent from my Xperia V using xBhp Connect mobile app
                              By no chance i know that person.

                              Cheerz!!
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                                Last edited by psr; 06-21-2013, 07:40 PM.
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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