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A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap - must read it

A HR Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...

The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...

The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...

The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...

The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...

Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking...

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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again...
The Bastard Keeps Harassing Me In The Office...!!

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Friends - elixir of life

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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy: What can u do for me? The boy replied: . . . . . . . . . Come behind the PYRAMID. I will make u MUMMY....

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LOVE is...
When your wife catches you with another woman & tells you - "Dress up baby, lets go home".

DEATH is....

When you happily follow her home believing its Love...

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These are actual profiles from shaadi.com, hilarious they are I don't feel like marrying any girl after reading this……….…

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail..

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

Can smbdy plz explain What Homework??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? What the hell...!!!! ) JJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE 1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. 2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION 3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

I am loughing {laughing} ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants A LAMP ? ?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

the 'Ok-syndrome' K K ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & Mother. sister completely married

somebody please explain how to get married ‘completely'?

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(Heights of desperation! ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

i am kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(“1 sistar…he was marred” I’m dead… ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

is she a Zebra..??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Source - Facebook

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.. cant laugh stopping after this seeing ...(p.s. my grammar is lost ,my english is lost..and i dont know what language i'm speaking now..is this chinese ... )

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I is going to killed by post....what English words...I like no, best use.I say future tense , by bad, and sister ,he was married, I am too read GEETA BHAGABATA with a Lamp and Broom,and Home Work completely.......I lough, you lough, .....

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What?! I got the last sentence. And yes I laughed.

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evan i yam loghing ,cof-cof..useeng strapsils nau ( )..even i am laughing ,cough-cough using strepsils... lot of "homework" to do

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Oh Know.. My Bost had make evorywon go made...

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epic ............ epic .............. epic

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Cheers!
VJ

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@rreneav1987 Ohh thanks man... U made my day....
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I got it from FB only Thought to share it with you guys