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  • #1861
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by Bibhu View Post
    Shd have sold the bull
    Not before I get the fun of crushing his bollocks with a pair pliers.
    Jokes aside, oxen fetches more price than bulls, that's why I'm tolerating his behaviors.
    I am back!

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    • #1862
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Racism

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      If you know what I mean

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      Last edited by rreneav1987; 06-24-2013, 10:20 PM.
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
      Delhi to Coimbatore
      Delhi to Nepal

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      • #1863
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Friends! I'm enjoying this thread to CORE, whenever I feel stressed or pain in my @$$, this thread is a saver. Most of the jokes have re-kindled my college day chit chats. Thanks for the thread starter (PSR ji) and the contributors.

        Cheers....keep rocking!!!

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        • #1864
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by RiderMan View Post
          Friends! I'm enjoying this thread to CORE, whenever I feel stressed or pain in my @$$, this thread is a saver. Most of the jokes have re-kindled my college day chit chats. Thanks for the thread starter (PSR ji) and the contributors.

          Cheers....keep rocking!!!
          very true ............... let me pictorise the situation

          every time you login, the number of new post on a thread is like

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          and on this thread it is like

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          Warm Regards,
          Pranav


          Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
          Spot me covered in:
          Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
          Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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          • #1865
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            LMAO...



            Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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            • #1866
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by RiderMan View Post
              Friends! I'm enjoying this thread to CORE, whenever I feel stressed or pain in my @$$, this thread is a saver. Most of the jokes have re-kindled my college day chit chats. Thanks for the thread starter (PSR ji) and the contributors.

              Cheers....keep rocking!!!
              Thanks for confirming my reason for the thread....every one in a job and in life ,goes through stress and a joke shared is the best stress buster...I started this thread for the sake of other younger and stressed people in Xbhp, and I am very happy to see members often asserting the thread's usefulness....
              Thanks again to the Moderators, and contributing members...




              Last edited by psr; 06-25-2013, 11:48 AM.
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #1867
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                every being on this planet has at least for once in their life been at this condition

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                Warm Regards,
                Pranav


                Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
                Spot me covered in:
                Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
                Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                • #1868
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  anybody??..

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                  BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                  Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                  YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)                  ​

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                  • #1869
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Shortest conversation between strangers in whatsapp-
                    Boy- hello...
                    Girl- hie..
                    Boy- wats ur name .. ??
                    Girl- palak... N urs.. ???
                    Boy- myself paneer ...
                    Boy blocked

                    Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                    Splendor - 2k to 2006
                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                    • #1870
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Very humble thief

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                      More work for programmers

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                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      • #1871
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Ladies hostela? If there's ladies hostel who needs a mechanic ?

                        PS - Does the mechanic ever need an assistant? Any job openings?
                        Simply mind boggling. LOL
                        This was posted by one of the xbhp members on the offline G2g threads.

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                        • #1872
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Why I ride a motorcycle... Well, I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE.

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                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                          • #1873
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Pappu School der se pahuncha, TEACHER- Do U Know Value of Periods? Pappu: Yes madam, 1 baar Pados ki DIDI ko nahi huato Uski Maa Behosh, Baap Ko Attack aur Mera Bhai Faraar..!

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                            • #1874
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Boy: I heard u failed in English?

                              Girl: Who TELLED you? It is unpossible.. I sawed d result ystrday... I Passed away
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              • #1875
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                                Boy: I heard u failed in English?

                                Girl: Who TELLED you? It is unpossible.. I sawed d result ystrday... I Passed away
                                And English passed away seeing this post of yours..

                                Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                                Splendor - 2k to 2006
                                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                                RayZ - 2015 til now
                                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                                Delhi to Narkanda
                                Delhi to Coimbatore
                                Delhi to Nepal

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