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  • #1921
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    If marriage is a Jurassic Park then wife is a dinosaur, the one who can tame her and take her for a ride is the real man.

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    • #1922
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      Originally posted by biker4life View Post
      If marriage is a Jurassic Park then wife is a dinosaur, the one who can tame her and take her for a ride is the real man.
      married you are? or seating at the fence?

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      • #1923
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        Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
        married you are? or seating at the fence?
        What a hilarious post there . Isn't it supposed to be "are You married"? or am I missing something?



        Just pulling Your legs bro

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        The above post was just for fun and not to hurt anyone.

        BTW no personal questions on the public forum please

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        • #1924
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          Originally posted by biker4life View Post
          If marriage is a Jurassic Park then wife is a dinosaur, the one who can tame her and take her for a ride is the real man.
          You Are Married....because you know who is the Dinosaur in the marriage....
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • #1925
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            Originally posted by biker4life View Post
            What a hilarious post there . Isn't it supposed to be "are You married"? or am I missing something?



            Just pulling Your legs bro

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            The above post was just for fun and not to hurt anyone.

            BTW no personal questions on the public forum please
            'guess that was colloquial. You sure seem to be having a lot of fun..

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            BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
            Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
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            • #1926
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              Very emotional msg-
              Gf- I am pregnant!
              Bf- r u sure ki ye mera hai?
              Gf (crying)-yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega??
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              • #1927
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                Originally posted by psr View Post
                You Are Married....because you know who is the Dinosaur in the marriage....

                I just got engaged . Desperately waiting to get married. lol




                Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
                'guess that was colloquial. You sure seem to be having a lot of fun..

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                Yes bro having loads of fun. BTW bhabhi ji looks great

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                • #1928
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                  After Meanwhile in India, some updates coming from Pakistan!!

                  LiveLeak.com - It Happens only in PAKISTAN

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                  • #1929
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                    some more pic from side.....
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                    • #1930
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                      Free Advice for boys ....
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                      Ladki ki Pic par kabhi mat
                      comment karnaa ....warna 3
                      Mahine tak notification aayange
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      • #1931
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                        Wife wanted to surprise Husband...

                        Goes to kitchen & calls her Husband on her new cellphone number, "Hello Darling"

                        Husband in hushing voice, "Call me later darling, the devil is in the kitchen"

                        You can see him kicking to live in hospital
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                        • #1932
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                          Last edited by psr; 06-28-2013, 11:45 PM.
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • #1933
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                            Dude look there`s a bar
                            Carb Tuning made easy (Thanks Sibun !)

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                            • #1934
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                              HOLY SHIT!!

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                              Cheers!
                              VJ
                              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                              The girl said, 'NO!'


                              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                              THE END

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                              • #1935
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                                sania bhabhi gutka

                                ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

                                Husband-
                                Raja Dasrath ki teen raaniyaan thi.

                                Wife- Toh?

                                Husband-
                                Toh main 2 shaadiyaan aur kar sakta hu.

                                Wife-
                                Draupadi ka naam suna hai?

                                Husband-
                                Pagli...Tu bhi na, har baat dil pe le leti hai...

                                =============================================

                                Santa: I'm going to watch "Mission Impossible" tonight.

                                Banta: on Cable?

                                Santa: Not the film, My wife bought slim fit jeans and she is going to try them on.

                                ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

                                Boy in Church : I have sinned.

                                Father : What's it my son?

                                Boy : Father, I slept with a Married Woman !

                                Father : I get such confessions often, was it Suzy from Gary Apartment?

                                Boy : No Father?

                                Father : Mona from Palm Garden?

                                Boy : No

                                Father : Soniya from Vila Building?

                                Boy runs out of the church & meets his friends.

                                Friends : Did you confess?

                                Boy : No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...😇

                                " Men will be Men " ? ?

                                ================================================

                                Sardar apne sasural mein Guruji ka pravachan sunne gaya.

                                Guruji bole :- Jo-Jo swarg jaana chahta hai, woh apna haath uppar kare..!! Sardar ki biwi aur saas ne haath uppar uthaya.

                                Guruji Bole :- Sardar ji tum swarg nahi Jaoge..?

                                Sardar :- Guruji, yeh dono chali jayegi, toh yahi per swarg ho jayega...

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