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  • #3421
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    Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
    Ahhh.. I see.. well.. please do be careful.. I don't wanna see you with STD.. please do remember you might have to re-bore or replace your piston and bore set sooner or later no matter which brand Oil/lubrication you are using..

    My suggestion for you would be to use additives to protect the wear and tear of your piston and bore set
    The problems in the maintenance process are already sorted out, BTW I prefer to replace cylinder bores instead of reboring To protect the piston there is a cover of polymer like substance, like gaskets and seals, this cover should be replaced every time the piston is removed from the cylinder bore. The additives actually damage the bore instead of protecting it.

    Fun fact: Lysol Used to be Advertised as a Feminine Hygiene Product and Birth Control
    I am back!

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    • #3422
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      Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
      The problems in the maintenance process are already sorted out, BTW I prefer to replace cylinder bores instead of reboring To protect the piston there is a cover of polymer like substance, like gaskets and seals, this cover should be replaced every time the piston is removed from the cylinder bore. The additives actually damage the bore instead of protecting it.

      Fun fact: Lysol Used to be Advertised as a Feminine Hygiene Product and Birth Control
      Good Theory but you will have to replace your pistons sooner or later and this is a fact that no one can decline
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


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      • #3423
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        Here's one my sister sent me...

        Oil Change instructions for Women:

        1. Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometers since the last oil change.
        2. Drink a cup of coffee , read free paper.
        3. 15 minutes later, pay bill leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

        Money spent:

        • Oil Change: $40.00
        • Coffee: $2.00
        • Total: $42.00


        Oil Change instructions for Men:

        1. Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a cheque for $50.00.
        2. Stop by the Bottle Shop and buy a slab of beer, write a cheque for $40, drive home.
        3. Open a beer and drink it.
        4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
        5. Find jack stands under caravan.
        6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
        7. Place drain pan under engine.
        8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
        9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
        10. Unscrew drain plug.
        11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Curse and swear.
        12. Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
        13. Have another beer while watching oil drain.
        14. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
        15. Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
        16. Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes.
        17. Cleverly, hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties.
        18. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
        19. Dump first liter of fresh oil into engine.
        20. Remember drain plug from step 11. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
        21. Drink beer.
        22. Discover that first liter of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
        23. Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
        24. Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug.
        25. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
        26. Begin swearing fit.
        27. Throw stupid crescent wrench.
        28. Beer.
        29. Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
        30. Beer.
        31. Dump in five fresh litres of oil.
        32. Beer.
        33. Lower car from jack stands.
        34. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
        35. Beer.
        36. Test drive car.
        37. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
        38. Car is impounded.
        39. Call loving wife, make bail.
        40. 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.

        Money spent:

        • Parts: $50.00
        • DUI: $2500.00
        • Impound fee: $75.00
        • Bail: $1500.00
        • Beer: $40.00
        • Total: $4,185.00

        But you know the job was done right!

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        • #3424
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          Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
          LoL.. I guess you know it well.. I understand that you have tried it already and you are saying it with experience.. but I rather not have that pain in my ass like you did

          your suggestion might help others what say @Rakesh Rok @Divya Sharan @Night_Shade ??
          Ha ha ha :P realised a little late but got the meaning, seriously he did have a piston in the cylinder that scratched the cylinder wall . . ?

          Cheers!!!
          Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
          Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
          Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
          Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
          Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

          10 years into riding :D
           Live2Race. . .

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          • #3425
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...






            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • #3426
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
              Good Theory but you will have to replace your pistons sooner or later and this is a fact that no one can decline
              BTW pistons cannot be replaced/ transplanted (atleast not as of now, may be in the future when the medical field advances or please let me know if its already been done in some part of the world) IMHO You have to be happy with the piston which came as the factory fitment. Just make sure You don't use it extensively as it can be used only for few thousand kms and use it only with the cylinder to which it belongs.
              Last edited by Ri$hi; 11-11-2013, 10:02 PM.

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              • #3427
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                when you can't take the tensions anymore

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                Last edited by nadz11.ns; 11-12-2013, 12:34 AM. Reason: ...
                Ride safe and have fun.
                Regards
                Nadeem

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                • #3428
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                  Made these myself on recent pics of 200ss or 375 whatever it is..

                  My twin Girlfriends- > 200cc sized 23.5 bump of raw power and 150cc blue edition fairing style v2..!!
                  Attached Files

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                  • #3429
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by nadz11.ns
                    For God's sake.. Leave this thread alone [MENTION=61791]Cleaner[/MENTION].. Enough of your useless talk and fighting with all.. And writing stuff which always has the same meaning.. "I don't have a bike.. So pity me.." [MENTION=27501]rreneav1987[/MENTION].. Mate.. Not worth it.. Just ignore the posts.. It doesn't look good to have all this.. Just post what you usually do here.. "Jokes"
                    Got it bro..

                    More jokes..









                    Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                    Splendor - 2k to 2006
                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                    • #3430
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                      Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta
                      Just because he don't have a motor that drinks petrol ,doesn't mean he cannot live the thrill that we do ,okay his grammar may be wrong but you don't have any right to tease him on the basis of what he drives now if a R1 or hayabusa owner makes fun of you ,how would you feel buddy ,?
                      Calm down bro! Reneav is speaking with experience about the guy in question. Since you're new, you're not aware of his antics.

                      Originally posted by rreneav1987
                      Awww.. snaps.. i just got trolled..

                      Bro.. you dont know this guy as much as i do.. i dont wanna start anything here.. so let's chill.. what say??

                      Nor will i be going around telling people lies.. lol
                      You calm down too. Discourage OT in a few threads.
                      Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                      Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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                      • #3431
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Looks like they did 'it' a lot


                        Haha..
                        Ride safe and have fun.
                        Regards
                        Nadeem

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                        • #3432
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                          You know you've nailed it when... you answer it like this.. Gross but bloody hilarious.

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                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                          • #3433
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            New Acheivement Unlocked


                            Gonna happen in 5 states noww..


                            Really.. I want to know..


                            You are mine
                            Ride safe and have fun.
                            Regards
                            Nadeem

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                            • #3434
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              A sardar visit a pub. As he sat enjoying his wine, a very beautiful lady came to his table, asked him something in French which he didn't understand.
                              He invited her to sit down, took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.
                              After a while, he took another napkin, drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.
                              They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance.
                              When they were back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a bed.

                              Till this day, the Sardar is trying to figure out how did she know that he was in the furniture business!

                              Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk

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                              • #3435
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                                You know you've nailed it when... you answer it like this.. Gross but bloody hilarious.

                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                This is what every lady in the Family also goes through and Serve the men folk without a murmur... If you Have the Greatest Respect and understanding for the Women in our life, Happiness and kindness will fill your life....
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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