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  • #3481
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
    Off topic noob alert
    What does OT mean..?

    Written in a railway toilet...

    Upar mat Dekhio ..
    Upar mat dekhio warna kuch ban jaayega . ..

    Man looks above and reads ..

    Ban gaya na chu##ya
    OT stands for On-Topic

    With due respect, my surname is Ch**ia, I know, I have been blocked multiple times on Facebook and Twitter for this surname
    I am back!

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    • #3482
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
      Bold me doubts!
      FWD wala doub cleared. Thanks Snehith bhai.
      Link - Do a Burnout - wikiHow

      EDIT - Lets take it over PM.

      Boss.. sorry I got confused with Safari.. I had a Tata Safari and now my bro has an i20.. LoL.. got confused

      =====

      I burned my Computer Engg degree,
      after a girl in my office said -
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      "I have put Chota Bheem as wallpaper....


      He will protect my smartphone from virus"
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
      Delhi to Coimbatore
      Delhi to Nepal

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      • #3483
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        BTW just to let everyone know that Mr John Khanna returned from Korea, Hyundai sponsored and took some people from all over the world to their units there. I am thinking what would have happened to people who were with him.

        Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
        OT stands for On-Topic

        With due respect, my surname is Ch**ia, I know, I have been blocked multiple times on Facebook and Twitter for this surname
        Get facts right, AGAIN...
        OT - Means Off Topic

        P.S : I thought your name was Milton
        Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

        FAQs-RTR owners
        Helmet Range

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        • #3484
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
          BTW just to let everyone know that Mr John Khanna returned from Korea, Hyundai sponsored and took some people from all over the world to their units there. I am thinking what would have happened to people who were with him.

          P.S : I thought your name was Milton
          Is John an auto journo? If not, is he very influential? How does one explain him attending Mercedes, Hyundai, Honda exhibits how and then?

          And regarding that line in bold, let me tell you, NOBODY knows what his name is. He's known by ten names to ten people.

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          One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she was saying. So she called Little Johnny to recite in class.

          "Little Johnny, answer this math question," she said. "If you have 500 dollars and you gave 100 dollars to Susie and gave 100 dollars to Jeannie and gave 100 dollars to Mary Ann, what do you have ?"

          "An orgy," answered Little Johnny.
          Last edited by Divya Sharan; 11-15-2013, 08:26 AM.
          Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
          Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

          Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
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          ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
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          • #3485
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...





            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • #3486
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Ride safe and have fun.
              Regards
              Nadeem

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              • #3487
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.

                The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

                So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

                Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

                The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first


                Sent from my iPhone using xBhp Connect

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                • #3488
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  OMG!!!! This is not hilarious..But you guys should watch it.. Unbelievable :O The Split done between two Volvo trucks


                  Dunno where to share this.. So shared here.. Must watch!!
                  Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                  • #3489
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    A mother passing by her daughters bedroom was astonished 2 see the bed was nicely made & everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom". With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands: "Dear Mum, it is with great regret & sorrow that im writing 2 u, i had 2 elope with my new boyfriend because i wanted 2 avoid a scene with u & Dad. Ive been finding real passion with him & he is so nice, even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard & motorcycle clothes. But its not just the passion Mum, im pregnant & he said that we will b very happy. He already owns a trailor in the woods & has a stack of firewood 4 the whole winter. He wants 2 have many more children with me & that is now one of my dreams 2. He taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone & we'll b growing it 4 us & trading it with his friends 4 all the cocaine & ecstasy we want. In the meantime we'll pray that science finds a cure 4 AIDS so he can get better, he sure deserves it! Don't worry Mum, im 15yrs old now & i know how 2 take care of myself. Someday im sure we'll b back 2 visit so u can get 2 know yr grandchildren. Yr daughter, Sophie...
                    P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbors house. I just wanted 2 remind u that there r worse things in life than my report card thats in my desk top drawer. I love u! Call me when it is safe 2 come home.."

                    ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

                    Being crazy has no age





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                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    • #3490
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
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                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • #3491
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post
                        OMG!!!! This is not hilarious..But you guys should watch it.. Unbelievable :O The Split done between two Volvo trucks

                        Dunno where to share this.. So shared here.. Must watch!!
                        Thanks [MENTION=7123]sunilg[/MENTION] for sharing this.
                        Apna Ajay Devgan did it 20+ years back!
                        Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                        Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                        Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                        Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                        ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                        P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                        • #3492
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                          Thanks @sunilg for sharing this.
                          Apna Ajay Devgan did it 20+ years back!
                          Hahaha, ROFLMFAO Ajay Devgun vs Van Damme, the latter has balls, the former probably only had seen them in his home.

                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          Last edited by B7ACKTHORN; 11-15-2013, 10:01 PM.
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                          • #3493
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                            Hahaha, ROFLMFAO Ajay Devgun vs Van Damme, the latter has balls, the former probably only had seen them in his home.

                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            And was an Ex Addict too...

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                            • #3494
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Cattle park
                              Next time use a two wheeler
                              Attached Files

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                              • #3495
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                It's Saturday already, but have fun folks!

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                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                                The girl said, 'NO!'


                                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                                THE END

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