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Found anything odd in the above pic???







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I dont get it.

Why do people fit oversized tyres on their Busas.
There is one in GODS too. Looks ugly as hell. Poser crowd.

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It looks ugly for me as well, But I think if they have spent lots of lakhs to get a Busa, they have right to get a tyre for few thousand bucks....

And one more thing that its very subjective of one's personal choice as just like some other people think its totally waste of money for getting a SBK/Litre class bike in that much money....

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I think that they are rather ruining the character of the bike.

Like they bought a busa, but later thought, "shit, should've got a cruiser. bigger tyre, you see. And this thing would be pathetic around corners, i presume."

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This kid is my role model




Please take whatever hard feelings you have towards them some place else. This thread is meant for people to relax, enjoy and share a few laughs .

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Damn!

A person just giving his 2 cents is known to have hard feelings.


Anyways, time for me to GTFO from this thread for some time.

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Bro, it was just a humble request that's all, there is no need to blow things out of proportion. Feel free to discuss it to your heart's content.

Just that I felt you could ve a better discussion of this at Tyres thread rather than here.

Anyways, hope we can drop this here, I m off enjoying reading other posts.

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THE 6 BEST
AFFAIRS
The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.

One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!'


The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two
beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child
he had ever seen.

He told his wife:

'There's no way I can
be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters
I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind
my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
'No, not this time!'

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician
commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it,
stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.

'I have something to show
you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Schwartz is dead!'

The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,'
she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired
as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said,
not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
and nobody offered me a damned thing.'

The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' the man.
'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied:
'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked:
'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied:
'The same thing I'm doing
to his business down here.'

The 6th & Best Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

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An Indian girl married a Spanish
man & went to Spain..
..
She can't speak Spanish..
..
Each time she wants to buy
chicken legs,
she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to
enable the seller understand her...
..
This went on for sometime..
One day she wanted to buy
banana..
..
She took her husband to the
shop..
(haso mat kamino, pura suno)
Know Why ??
.
.
Because her husband can speak Spanish and
could ask for
Banana in spanish...

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2 Wives chatting in office:

Wife 1: I had a fine evening how was yours ?????

Wife 2 : It was a disaster.
My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins.
How was yours ?

Wife 1: Oh mine was amazing !
My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale !

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work...

Husband 1: How was your evening ?

Husband 2 : Great.
I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep.
What about you ?

Husband 1: It was horrible.
I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill. So I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto. We walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!!!!!!!!!

MORAL:
PRESENTATION DOES MATTER ....
NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS !!!!!!!

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Cheers!
VJ

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Parvati: Gannu, Baby, you really should start gymming now

Ganpati: I'm not fat, I'm pleasantly plump

Parvati: Err, yaa, but you could be fitter - like your Dad

Ganpati: Not again Maa ! And it's okay. I charm people anyway

Parvati: That you do, han ! Love you baby

Ganpati: Love you too maa miss me for ten days I'm off for a food festival, interacting with friends, fans and followers And yes, if Hanuman comes with another gym membership offer for me, tell him NOT INTERESTED

Ganpati Bappa Mouryaaa

Somebody make this speedo dial

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Wife: Honey, yesterday night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewels and clothes!
Husband: Yeah I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

*********

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

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