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  • #1231
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by aargee View Post
    Two ladies were complaining to each other about their husbands coming late to home everyday...

    Lady1 : My husband comes comes home late everyday, have told him several times to come early, but he's all the same
    Lady 2 : Used to be the same with my husband, but these days he's at home by 5:30 PM
    Lady1 : Wow, what did you do?
    Lady 2 : All I had to do is to ask, 'Who's that? Dammie?' one night
    Lady 1 : How does that work?
    Lady 2 : Well, my husband's name is David
    didnt understand much bro. could you tell...
    I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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    • #1232
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

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      • #1233
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        ^the original pic was much better and communicating
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        • #1234
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
          didnt understand much bro. could you tell...
          Lady 2 s husband is forced to believe she has an affair with Damie, who sleeps with her at night. He comes early to keep a check on her

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          • #1235
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            When Billionaire loses a BET..... This is what happens.




















            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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            • #1236
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
              didnt understand much bro. could you tell...
              Well are you married? No? Wait a while, go home late, she'll help you understand hehe
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • #1237
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Why cinema doesn't work in real life?

                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                • #1238
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  A guy worked in a famous International Airline.

                  Most airlines have something that they call a Survival Kit: A pouch containing some basic washroom stuff that is handed over to people whose luggage has not reached the destination.
                  These pouches ensure basic toilet and hygiene survival for a day or two, by which the bag is expected to arrive.

                  The story begins with a phone call.

                  Hello?
                  Hello is this Air XXXXXXX?
                  Yes, how can I help you?
                  Is this the office at the Airport?
                  Yes M'am, how can we help you?
                  Who am I speaking to?
                  My name is Nisha
                  My name is Mrs. Patel                   and I would like to speak to a senior officer please.
                  Please tell me how we can help you m'am?

                  What is your position in the company?
                  umm.. M'am I am a customer service officer.
                  This is not some call centre na? This is the airport office of Air XXXX correct?
                  Yes M'am. This is the airport office of Air XXXX. How can we help you?

                  Yesterday my husband arrived and his luggage did not arrive.
                  OK one moment Mrs. Patel let me check...

                  I have not called for the bag. You guys gave him a pouch, with some toiletries in it.

                  Yes.. one of my colleagues probably did that.
                  Could you tell me the contents of this pouch?

                  Silence for a few seconds.

                  Could you tell me what is in the pouch please?
                  uhhh.. M'am there is a white cotton teeshirt and a comb and a toothbrush
                  Yes... And?
                  And a disposable razor and some soap and shampoo..
                  Yes, yes                   (impatiently) and???
                  M'am I am not able to understand the problem, is there something you need from us? Do you have a complaint?

                  Silence for a few seconds.

                  Was there a condom in the pouch?

                  Silence as Nisha begins to understand the problem.
                  Suppressing the urge to smile: Yes, M'am there is a condom in our survival kit.
                  Are you sure?
                  Yes M'am there is always a condom in the kit.
                  .
                  .
                  .
                  Why? Why the hell is there a condom in that pouch. What you are encouraging people to have sex or what? What reason you are putting...


                  Suddenly there is a scuffle and some noises as if the phone is being dragged out of Mrs. Patel's hand.

                  Man's voice: Hello Madam, this is Patel speaking.
                  You PLEASE explain to my wife properly that I have not bought this condom. You guys have bloody given me a condom in this stupid pouch and this woman is fighting with me and my marriage is on the edge because she thinks I am going on tours and uhh.. fooling around with other women, you PLEASE tell her that I did not buy this bloody condom and that you guys gave it to me in that pouch. God knows why I took that stupid pouch, why can't you print your name Air XXXXXX on the condom first of all...

                  Scuffling sounds and the phone is being snatched back.

                  Muffled voice: OK baba, I said I'm sorry na, I really thought you bought that...

                  HELLO?
                  Ya, hello, uhh.. Nisha na? Thanks for your help. Sorry about that. uhh.. Bye.

                  Click.
                  Last edited by Divya Sharan; 05-13-2013, 09:15 AM.
                  Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                  Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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                  • #1239
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                    A guy worked in a famous International Airline.

                    Most airlines have something that they call a Survival Kit: A pouch containing some basic washroom stuff that is handed over to people whose luggage has not reached the destination.
                    These pouches ensure basic toilet and hygiene survival for a day or two, by which the bag is expected to arrive.

                    The story begins with a phone call.

                    Hello?
                    Hello is this Air XXXXXXX?
                    Yes, how can I help you?
                    Is this the office at the Airport?
                    Yes M'am, how can we help you?
                    Who am I speaking to?
                    My name is Nisha                     (name changed)
                    My name is Mrs. Patel                     (name changed) and I would like to speak to a senior officer please.
                    Please tell me how we can help you m'am?

                    What is your position in the company?
                    umm.. M'am I am a customer service officer.
                    This is not some call centre na? This is the airport office of Air XXXX correct?
                    Yes M'am. This is the airport office of Air XXXX. How can we help you?

                    Yesterday my husband arrived and his luggage did not arrive.
                    OK one moment Mrs. Patel let me check...

                    I have not called for the bag. You guys gave him a pouch, with some toiletries in it.

                    Yes.. one of my colleagues probably did that.
                    Could you tell me the contents of this pouch?

                    Silence for a few seconds.

                    Could you tell me what is in the pouch please?
                    uhhh.. M'am there is a white cotton teeshirt and a comb and a toothbrush
                    Yes... And?
                    And a disposable razor and some soap and shampoo..
                    Yes, yes                     (impatiently) and???
                    M'am I am not able to understand the problem, is there something you need from us? Do you have a complaint?

                    Silence for a few seconds.

                    Was there a condom in the pouch?

                    Silence as Nisha begins to understand the problem.
                    Suppressing the urge to smile: Yes, M'am there is a condom in our survival kit.
                    Are you sure?
                    Yes M'am there is always a condom in the kit.
                    .
                    .
                    .
                    Why? Why the hell is there a condom in that pouch. What you are encouraging people to have sex or what? What reason you are putting...


                    Suddenly there is a scuffle and some noises as if the phone is being dragged out of Mrs. Patel's hand.

                    Man's voice: Hello Madam, this is Patel speaking.
                    You PLEASE explain to my wife properly that I have not bought this condom. You guys have bloody given me a condom in this stupid pouch and this woman is fighting with me and my marriage is on the edge because she thinks I am going on tours and uhh.. fooling around with other women, you PLEASE tell her that I did not buy this bloody condom and that you guys gave it to me in that pouch. God knows why I took that stupid pouch, why can't you print your name Air XXXXXX on the condom first of all...

                    Scuffling sounds and the phone is being snatched back.

                    Muffled voice: OK baba, I said I'm sorry na, I really thought you bought that...

                    HELLO?
                    Ya, hello, uhh.. Nisha na? Thanks for your help. Sorry about that. uhh.. Bye.

                    Click.
                    the guy would have gone crazy for that time.... epic..... good one mate...
                    "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

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                    • #1240
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Read this article. Its fun.

                      Poda zone - Driving and Thriving
                      Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                      Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                      Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                      Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                      ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                      P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                      • #1241
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        I was on my way to my usual service station to get my bike washed. In the mean time, I saw this Indica getting the dash polished. And this is what I saw.

                        I don't know "according to the blue words" where, how, and why will one FINGER this one....

                        Click image for larger version Name: DSC_0004.jpg Views: 1 Size: 95.4 KB ID: 1845560

                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                        • #1242
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          [MENTION=39214]B7ACKTHORN[/MENTION] lol

                          BTW, I was just discussing about CBR 250 with a guy and this happens



                          and I was like

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                          • #1243
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by Ezilkannan View Post
                            @B7ACKTHORN lol

                            BTW, I was just discussing about CBR 250 with a guy and this happens



                            and I was like

                            [ATTACH=CONFIG]101084[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]101084[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]101084[/ATTACH]

                            LOOOOOLL!!!!

                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                            • #1244
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                              LOOOOOLL!!!!

                              Cheers!
                              VJ
                              And then I say this

                              Click image for larger version Name: a9fGgHj.png Views: 1 Size: 7.6 KB ID: 1845587

                              Then he says this



                              And then he blocks me as if it matters anything.

                              Oh and btw, his excuse was that he "mistook R6 for some other bike" and he expects me/others to know that through some psychic abilities by which I/we can read what's on his mind.
                              2013 R15(Sold) | 2014 Duke 390 (Sold) | 2022 Adv 390 | 2022 Ninja 300

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                              • #1245
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by Ezilkannan View Post
                                And then I say this

                                [ATTACH=CONFIG]101096[/ATTACH]

                                Then he says this



                                And then he blocks me as if it matters anything.

                                Oh and btw, his excuse was that he "mistook R6 for some other bike" and he expects me/others to know that through some psychic abilities by which I/we can read what's on his mind.
                                There are people like this also? Lol..blaming exactly what they are on others!

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