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One day in school.. the teacher asks little Johnny, "If there were five birds on the tree and you shoot two birds with your gun then how many would be left?" "None because they would all fly away.", replies little Johnny. "That is incorrect.", says the teacher, "there would be three left, but I like the way you think." Then little Johnny asks the teacher, "If there were three women on the bench with an ice cream cone, one bitting on the cone, the other sucking the cone, and the last one licking her cone, which one is married?" "The one sucking on the cone," guessed the teacher. "That is incorrect," replies little Johnny," The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married, but I like the way you think.!! "

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A teacher at an infant school is doing a science lesson and asks all the children to perform an experiment of their own choosing. After the children have been busy for a few minutes, she gets to the desk of little Johnny. Johnny has a spider on his desk and she asks what he was doing. "Well Miss, the spider's name is Herbert and watch this." Jonny then bends down to the spider and whispers "Run, Herbert, Run" and the spider, as if by magic, moves across the desk. The teacher is a little mystified. Johnny then gets a hold of the spider and removes one leg. The teacher is taken aback but lets the experiment continue. Johnny again whispers "Run, Herbert, Run" and the spider, as if by magic, moves across the desk. Johnny then gets a hold of the spider and removes another 2 legs and repeats the experiment."Run, Herbert, Run" and the spider does continue to move across the desk, a bit in a somewhat limp fashion. By this time the teacher is getting a little concerned. The experiment continues in the same vein until Herbet, the spider, has one leg left (the teacher at this point is totally mortified). Johnny then bends down to the spider and again removes the last leg so that Herbert is now just a blob and again he whispers "Run, Herbert,Run" but Herbert doesn't move. He repeats the command again but a little bit louder. After serveral attemps, Johnny is now shouting at the spider "Run, Herbert, Run" but still no movement. Johnny then looks at the teacher and she asks "Well, Johnny, an interesting experiment, but what are you trying to prove with it?" Johnny replies, "Well, Miss, SPIDERS WITH NO LEGS ARE DEAF.!!!"

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RIP Science and Evolution! An actual test sheet given to 4th graders in US of A.



Read the story here

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dedicated to all the FB freaks that we have !!

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Height of Expectations by an Indian


Before I die I want to see Manmohan Singh TALKING to Salman Khan's WIFE at Sachin Tendulkar's retirement party..!!

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Okay it happened to me today.

There is an ongoing debate for another motorcycle in my home, still having been two in the garage already. But this time, it wasn't for me, it's for my brother as he's about to go to college after his high school. He always wanted to get the R15 for the posture and handling, and I even brain washed him so much to compel my dad to get the R15. (brotherly love)

But now the ballgame changed altogether completely. Now dad says I won't spend more than 1L that's the max for any bike, but I had other ideas. And it was time for two stroke indeed, my dream after a long time.

So I had a pristine condition RX 100 from a friend of mine willing to sell.

Now I coaxed my brother into thinking that this is the best bike and you should get it, quoting a price of 40K, but personally it's well worth the buck. Even to this time me typing this very incident, that RX is in my all the way along.

So the real incident is as follows.

Mum: What is this bike, RF what?

Me: Not RF, it's RX 100

Mum: Whatever.

Me: Googled the photos and showed her.

Mum: You're crazy to have two bikes already and having one more, where the hell will you stop that one? On top your head?

Me: Don't worry, I will sell one bike.

Mum: This is what you said when buying second bike and you coaxed us all.

Me:

Mom: Start saving money..blah..blah...bhah.. all the while she was sitting next to me, this convo goes on for a good three to four mins... Are you listening to me.... Are you listening to me.... all the while mum staring at me.

Me: Replying to threads in xbhp and searching for some RX 100 details (honestly I didn't even give heed to what she was saying)

the fun begins here. when mom suddenly goes

Mom: Can I get you a loan for that bike?

ME: DAFAQ, SERIOUSLY MOM?

Mom: Idiot, you never gave heed to what I was saying for the past 10 mins, and the moment I said loan and bike your entire fat ass body turns towards me.

Me and mum both had a hearty laughter, and still am smiling while typing this.

Mom: You are impervious, I don't know what you get from them.

Me: Happiness.

Mom:

Cheers!
VJ

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No offence as we all love our motorcycles & more is always never enough, let's just LOL

So Ducati says...


And Harley said...


But when it comes to actual fixing, this is the only thing that happens...


Anyone feels offended, pls do not hesitate or report or let me know, I will be glad to make you happy

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observation level: nerd??!

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Something you didn't know about the new baby ninja



Power delivery is linear, with enough torque to pootle around as low as 3,000-4,000 rpm and be able to nip into gaps without having to downshift. It's meaty between 4,000 and 6,000 rpm, suitable for most urban needs. But it's from 8,000 rpm or so that the party begins. A mad, invite-only, teen house party. At 9,000 rpm the little Ninja's already doing tequila slammers. At 10,000 there are pink pills being bandied about. At 11,000 it's disappearing into a room with that red-haired girl with a pierced tongue. But push on towards 13,000 and it hits the limiter, where the girl says no, and the neighbours tell you to turn the music down or else.





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An online bike Ad!

yahama fazer dreams come true bike - Hyderabad - Motorcycles - Scooters

See the bike images and the quote:

"any body have dare to buy this bike"

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Two ladies were complaining to each other about their husbands coming late to home everyday...

Lady1 : My husband comes comes home late everyday, have told him several times to come early, but he's all the same
Lady 2 : Used to be the same with my husband, but these days he's at home by 5:30 PM
Lady1 : Wow, what did you do?
Lady 2 : All I had to do is to ask, 'Who's that? Dammie?' one night
Lady 1 : How does that work?
Lady 2 : Well, my husband's name is David