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REVENGE BY A BOYFRIEND AT IT'S BEST.

Now a real shitty situation



Cheers!
VJ

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RIP English...



I think even Captain's English is better

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may be he's a dick head!!

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Lol...they broke with each other

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lol



Cheers!
VJ

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Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala......
Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad aayiye".

(1 week baad)
Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di....??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai"
Doctor:"Good..! * * Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai....
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge..

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Took a while for me to understand, but, made me smile...

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One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach...But the man thought and thought looking around... Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?" The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."He soon falls asleep.Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest..!!!!"

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Isn't this the joke of the century?

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Poor Beckham

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A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap - must read it

A HR Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...

The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...

The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...

The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...

The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...

Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking...

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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again...
The Bastard Keeps Harassing Me In The Office...!!X_X =D 

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Hilarious Apology Letter.....A School Master from a remote rural area was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...Deer sur,If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.May God blast you!"Yours awfully,RAMKHILAWAN

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D Faq!!!!

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Director to Sunny Leone:
Suhagraat ka scence hai, Dudh ka glass leke jana hai aur hero ko peelana hai.....
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Sunny Leone: agar glass se he peelana hai to Hema Malini ko le lete...