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Heights of job satisfaction...

A boy was appointed as a receptionist in a Girls hostel.
After 2 months the owner called the boy and said,
Why haven't you come to collect your salary?
Boy: oh god! SALARY bhi hai!!!

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True.

I have actually seen the house with the board "Dog is ok, beware of the owner". It is located in Delhi Cantt on Church Road. I recognized it immediately as my wife and I used to go for our walks along this road and on numerous occasions, had contemplated meeting the resident to check if he actually had the displayed sense of humour.

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Meanwhile in India

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Insult even is a good word for this shots.

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Santa calld To PM house & says:
"I want to be next PM of India!"
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Manmohan Singh-R u an Idiot?
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Santa-Is it compulsory.?.?.?.?

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Meanwhile in some other part of India

LiveLeak.com - Meanwhile In India

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And he is back

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What a coincidence mama!! What a coincidence!!





Cheers!
VJ

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One moreee Keep smiling

What Indian advertisements taught me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry
hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and
Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor
doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your
qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use
Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and
recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married,
take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get
girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be
close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk
life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater
than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo, soap is more than
fruit content in 99% of people.
12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than
people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads
but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading
it all over you face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its
only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's
and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral
water.
18. If you have got an insurance policy, your wife
and children would be happy after you die.
19. Your mother would really feel great if you
come home after taking a mud-bath because, Stain
is good.
20. The only time mothers and daughters talk to
each other, it's usually about hair oil.
21. Swapping your cellphones with your Mom or
Wife can create a sense of mutual understanding.
22. Every other car is No. 1 according to their
satisfied customers.
23. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll
always wear a white laboratory coat.
24. The worst think to happen to a human being is
to have dark complexioned skin.
25. A girl can become the Miss World or the next
Indian Idol only if she uses a particular fairness
cream.
26. You only need a deodorant with a good
fragrance to approach a girl, and not the guts.
27. You will have clear skin forever, only by
splashing the water on your face dramatically.
28. Having Rajnigandha Pan Masala can make you
buy countries.
29. We can change a nation's problems by just
drinking a cup of tea. Thanks to the Jaago Re.
And, finally this

30.Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketris
kspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforein
vesting.

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Tamil guy takes his girlfriend on a dinner date.

Guy: My dinner treat! Come to Bobby Ganeshan.

Girl Friend: Come to what?

Guy: Bobby Ganeshan, I say.

Girl Friend: I don't know this place. I'll come to your house & you take me there.

Guy: You don't know Bobby Ganeshan? Wokay, I'll take you there.

Girl Friend and Guy both reach Bobby Ganeshan.

Girl Friend: Damn you idiot!!! It's pronounced as "Barbeque Nation!"

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F U 2



Cute?? I don't think soo

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wwaaahahahahahaaaaaaa !!!!

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Married life is so easy. It's just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is...that the park is 'Jurassic Park'. ������ Lo karlo walk. ========================================Point out the main culprit ??? PATI aur PATNI so rahe the... Achaanak, PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi, "bhago,mera PATI aa gaya". PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.....========================================= ============A Husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife gets him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table. "Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you. Surprised, he asks his son, "What happened last night?" The Son replies, "When mom got you up to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said, "Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I'm Married!!"======================================== ====================Unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai. Married Man: " Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi! —============================================ ====

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Jurassic Park ? priceless.....

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@ princesirohi : Jurassic Park one the best one