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  • #1831
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post

    Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail..

    i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
    Man m still loghing.

    Sent from my GT-I9300 using xBhp Connect mobile app
    -Valkyrie

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    • #1832
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
      Oh Know.. My Bost had make evorywon go made...
      Your post did make me " Go Made" It took nearly 15 minutes for me to compose the reply........
      Thanks Rreneav 1987 for your super killer post .
      Last edited by psr; 06-23-2013, 09:35 AM.
      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      • #1833
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        @rreneav1987 zimbly fantastik

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        • #1834
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...





          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • #1835
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            A girl posts An ad in Newspaper for her
            Life Partner : 'Need a person who, Never
            leaves me, Never beats me and Can satisfy
            me on Bed'
            .
            .
            Next day a Guy with No arms and Legs
            knock at her door
            .
            Girl : Who are yu ?
            Guy : I want to be yur husband.
            Girl : You dont fit for that.
            Guy:I dont have arms , So i cant beat yu ! I
            dont have legs , So i cant leave you !
            Girl : How can yu satisfy me on bed ?
            .
            .
            .
            .
            Guy : How do yu think i knocked the door
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            • #1836
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              Click image for larger version Name: 1016150_534737663252593_1669639889_n.jpg Views: 1 Size: 15.7 KB ID: 1849312

              Yes i am a Batman Fan now
              Carb Tuning made easy (Thanks Sibun !)

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              • #1837
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                • #1838
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...



                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • #1839
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by RohIIT View Post
                    [ATTACH=CONFIG]105565[/ATTACH]

                    Yes i am a Batman Fan now
                    You are just wasting your time man, Joker is way cuter compared to her



                    EDIT: Speaking of funny English, this just came in my Facebook feed

                    Rice in pieces inglis
                    Last edited by Cleaner; 06-23-2013, 06:04 PM.
                    I am back!

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                    • #1840
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      The 3 musketeers, the 7 dwarfs and the 101 Dalmatian



                      Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
                      Splendor - 2k to 2006
                      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                      RayZ - 2015 til now
                      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                      Delhi to Narkanda
                      Delhi to Coimbatore
                      Delhi to Nepal

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                      • #1841
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                        You are just wasting your time man, Joker is way cuter compared to her



                        EDIT: Speaking of funny English, this just came in my Facebook feed

                        Rice in pieces inglis
                        What is satendard??

                        Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
                        Splendor - 2k to 2006
                        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                        RayZ - 2015 til now
                        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                        Delhi to Narkanda
                        Delhi to Coimbatore
                        Delhi to Nepal

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                        • #1842
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          He probably meant the bike is in stock condition.
                          I am back!

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                          • #1843
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                            What is satendard??

                            Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
                            Satendard? Its standard!

                            Sent from my MT27i using Tapatalk 2
                            ZMR- PGMFI re-defined

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                            • #1844
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                              Originally posted by sambit View Post
                              @rreneav1987 Ohh thanks man... U made my day....
                              Copied to FB...
                              Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                              I got it from FB only Thought to share it with you guys
                              That is why someone said earth is round....
                              KTM RC390 - Current
                              Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                              Hero Hunk - Sold
                              An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.

                              Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
                              Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
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                              • #1845
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                If your girlfriend switches to i-phone5 from i-phone4 just for the sake of another 1/2 inches, you my friend, have a serious problem
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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