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If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates!
COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"
Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"
Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking"
Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! "
Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, so many festivals "
Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC"
Source - Facebook
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There are a few scenes in movies that shouldn't be watched while sitting with our parents...
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Scenes like: Hero getting a good job, heroine getting a good percentage in engineering etc.. It Hurts!
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Height Of Insult . . . ! !
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A Man saw a little boy crying.
He felt very sad,
approched him and asked;
" Whats the Matter . ?? "
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Boy: " Matter is any substance
that occupies space n have mass...
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Washroom.. What men think and what women think
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology"
If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates!
COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"
Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"
Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking"
Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! "
Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, so many festivals "
Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC"
Source - Facebook
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There are a few scenes in movies that shouldn't be watched while sitting with our parents...
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Scenes like: Hero getting a good job, heroine getting a good percentage in engineering etc.. It Hurts!
-===-
Height Of Insult . . . ! !
.
.
A Man saw a little boy crying.
He felt very sad,
approched him and asked;
" Whats the Matter . ?? "
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: " Matter is any substance
that occupies space n have mass...
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Washroom.. What men think and what women think
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology"
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