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    If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates!

    COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

    Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"

    Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking"

    Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! "

    Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, so many festivals "

    Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC"

    Source - Facebook


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    There are a few scenes in movies that shouldn't be watched while sitting with our parents...
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    Scenes like: Hero getting a good job, heroine getting a good percentage in engineering etc.. It Hurts!

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    Height Of Insult . . . ! !

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    A Man saw a little boy crying.

    He felt very sad,
    approched him and asked;

    " Whats the Matter . ?? "
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    that occupies space n have mass...

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    Washroom.. What men think and what women think

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    A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

    “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

    The sailor said no to all his questions.

    Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

    After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

    The professor said no.

    Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology"
    Last edited by rreneav1987; 06-23-2013, 09:39 PM.
    Splendor - 2k to 2006
    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
    RayZ - 2015 til now
    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


    Delhi to Narkanda
    Delhi to Coimbatore
    Delhi to Nepal

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      The Wedding Night!


      In a party; a manager proudly said that he did "it" 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.
      A supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on his 1st night.
      All turned towards a fresher and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night?


      Fresher replied: Only once sir.
      Manager laughed and asked WHY??
      Fresher replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir!!!!


      Pindrop silence....... and a Lesson learnt politely.
      Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
      Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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      Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
      ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
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        Bikers are like F**k yeah! Let's filter
        I am back!

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          The feeling is mutual

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          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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            I am from India
            I am back!

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              Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post

              Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail..

              i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
              After reading your post, I looked at my face in the mirror. It had the expression of a lobotomised person. For some time, all brain activity had ceased and I was officially dead. Then, I read your comments again and started laughing and weeping with mirth. Had to hold my tummy as it was aching completely. I think I will need a whole case of Scotch to recover from this trauma. And yes, "they" do exist among us. What a post, what a post...
              The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
              Socrates, BC 470

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                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                WTF is this.... Lol... And what key he keeps talking about??

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                  No offence but...
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                  BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                  Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                  YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                    Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
                    No offence but...
                    saw this today in FB
                    Splendor - 2k to 2006
                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                      Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                      saw this today in FB
                      yea,, before someone else posts
                      BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                      Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                      YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                        Maa Ki Dua" is written only on trucks, buses and auto-rickshaws,

                        Bcoz
                        BMWs, Audis and Mercs are usually of "Baap Ki Krupa"
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
                            No offence but...
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                            Damn you! I am a vegetarian, not because of any religious belief or hippy logic though. LOL I actually enjoy slaughtering goats, chickens, mallards etc.

                            Originally posted by Bibhu View Post
                            WTF is this.... Lol... And what key he keeps talking about??
                            Key to Loadout game, a Team Fortress 2 rip-off. Speaking of cows, I got badly rammed by a bull today
                            I am back!

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                              Conditions to get married!! Its like a freaking interview!!
                              Last edited by harishkumarko; 06-24-2013, 05:42 PM. Reason: Adding video
                              Tour De Thekkady

                              The Return of the KB

                              The Run-in Adventure

                              150cc doing 100+ is great!
                              100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
                              150cc cornering like hell is great!
                              100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
                              THAT'S WHY I RIDE A RTZ!!

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                                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                                Damn you! I am a vegetarian, not because of any religious belief or hippy logic though. LOL I actually enjoy slaughtering goats, chickens, mallards etc.



                                Key to Loadout game, a Team Fortress 2 rip-off. Speaking of cows, I got badly rammed by a bull today
                                Shd have sold the bull

                                Sent from my GT-I9001 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                                HYPERTHRUST CLEARED AND COUNTING
                                5.....4.....3....2.....1

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