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Maruti Suzuki has decided to sue Apple for $1 Billion.

It is accusing Apple of stealing 'Slide to Unlock' idea from its product, Omni van!

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Cheers!
VJ

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Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge
hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and
the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a
glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed. Bob looks around the room
and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there
is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His
son is also at the table, eating.

Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,
drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked
in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants
off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

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Aah, now I understand the look my kids were giving me when I was holding the newly-purchased DSLR for the first time. I had EXACTLY the same expression on my face as my simian ancestor here - nonchalantly expert stance disguising complete confusion. Another proof that I have indeed not evolved much over my peanut-eating days...

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I have got 6 Pomeranian Dogs at my home, and this is the situation with one of them

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Irony of Life:

Lawyer hopes you get in trouble,

Doctor hopes you fall ill,

Police hopes you commit a crime,

Teacher thinks you are born stupid,

Coffin maker wants you dead,

Only the thief wishes you prosperity in life!

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my first post here. and an epic one

they (madrasHC) gave a whole new (double)meaning to the phrase "i wanna marry u" ha ha ha roflmao

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RIP






Cheers!
VJ

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Sit on it babygirl. It's a great way to stop people from asking you for a lift

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In the year 1957, a man went to church of Louisville to meet the Father for confession

Man : Father, please forgive me for I've sinned
Father : What's your sin son?
Man : During the world war II, I allowed a soldier to sneak into my house on account of his safety
Father : That's no sin, you may go
Man : Father, but in exchange, I took $5 from him everyday
Father : It's no sin, you helped him & collected money, it's just business, you may leave
Man : Oh! Lord, thanks Father, I'm much relieved now, before I leave, one last question
Father : Tell me Son
Man : Shall I tell him that the war is over?

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All, pls pardon this post of mine as this is not a joke, but, came across & thought to share here & dedicate to critics of marriage

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Dear Ganesh, please share your experience of being married. Some of us are eager to hear it, I for one, is scared of getting married, at the same time I want it but I don't think I'll get married. Too complicated for me

EDIT: The joke about the WWII soldier ain't funny, man. Reminds me of one of my grandpa's friend who refused to believe the war is over and thought there are Japanese soldiers still hiding in Nagaland. Also of Hiroo Onoda, he was as damn persistent as Albert Johnson. Helmets off to both of them

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@ Aargee...don't give false hopes and push poor bachelors into the bottom less pit you call as " Marriage Box "...it is a Pandora's Box .....

@ Cleaner ... many Japanese soldiers were known to be hiding in philipines and and near by islands , some times even shooting at Air crafts , passing by thinking the WW2 was not over...here is a link to one such incident.....of the person you mentioned Hiroo Onoda

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[MENTION=61791]Cleaner[/MENTION] : its downright cruel & inhuman to ask somebody so gravely affected by a calamity, to express his experiences in public forum

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he didn't have to ask you have already expressed it here