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    [MENTION=27501]rreneav1987[/MENTION] : LOL! ROFLMAO!!!
    ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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      A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday...At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hi Jim, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?" Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again??" The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says, "Hey JimmyBoy! You picked up an ugly one this time...." Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!!!

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        something from our own xbhp.... we indians hoping against hope -->>

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        Tyre Sizes _ Spark Plugs

        Headlight Focus _ Fork Oils

        All India xBhp Couple Riders Thread

        Ashtavinayak + Shirdi
        Purandar
        Raigad
        Dapoli
        Aurangabad
        Kaas Plateu & Thoseghar Waterfalls
        Purandar

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          Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
          Dear Ganesh, please share your experience of being married. Some of us are eager to hear it, I for one, is scared of getting married, at the same time I want it but I don't think I'll get married. Too complicated for me
          You're thinking too much, try to think simple there will be no complication.
          And again, my experiences are my life in private, not for public discussion
          I don't know if you read Tamil, but remember - கிடைக்கறது கிடைக்காம இருக்காது, கிடைக்காம இருக்கறது கிடைக்காது

          Originally posted by psr View Post
          @ Aargee...don't give false hopes and push poor bachelors into the bottom less pit you call as " Marriage Box "...it is a Pandora's Box .....
          யாம் பெற்ற இன்பம் இவ்வையகம் பெறுக hehe
          Last edited by aargee; 06-19-2013, 09:32 PM.
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            Originally posted by aargee View Post
            You're thinking too much, try to think simple there will be no complication.
            And again, my experiences are my life in private, not for public discussion
            I don't know if you read Tamil, but remember - கிடைக்கறது கிடைக்காம இருக்காது, கிடைக்காம இருக்கறது கிடைக்காது


            யாம் பெற்ற இன்பம் இவ்வையகம் பெறுக hehe
            @ Aargee...you ARE a WISE man, ...while I am Otherwise.....
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              Originally posted by psr View Post
              @ Aargee...you ARE a WISE man, ...while I am Otherwise.....
              If Aargee is the WISE Man.. then you must be the OtherWISE man??
              Splendor - 2k to 2006
              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
              RayZ - 2015 til now
              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


              Delhi to Narkanda
              Delhi to Coimbatore
              Delhi to Nepal

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                Splendor - 2k to 2006
                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                RayZ - 2015 til now
                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                Delhi to Narkanda
                Delhi to Coimbatore
                Delhi to Nepal

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                  Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                  If Aargee is the WISE Man.. then you must be the OtherWISE man??
                  Originally posted by psr View Post
                  I am Otherwise.....
                  You're Otherwise, but I'm nowise hehe
                  Last edited by aargee; 06-20-2013, 12:14 AM.
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    is that true !!!!

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                      Originally posted by xpranav View Post
                      is that true !!!!
                      Even Sea Gulls are Fed up with old Tales....




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                      Originally posted by aargee View Post
                      You're Otherwise, but I'm nowise hehe
                      @ Aargee ...you are not Novice or nowise, but a "Know-Wise" man...
                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        Shit shit shit..

                        Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
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                        Splendor - 2k to 2006
                        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                        RayZ - 2015 til now
                        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                        Delhi to Narkanda
                        Delhi to Coimbatore
                        Delhi to Nepal

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                          Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
                          Splendor - 2k to 2006
                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                            INTERESTING FACT:
                            On Sep11, the day of WORLD TRADE
                            CENTRE attack,
                            a guy workin on 97th floor,
                            didn't't go to office.
                            ... Instead he was with his girlfriend far from
                            city in a hotel.
                            Knowing about the accident his wife tried
                            to call his mobile many times,
                            Bt it was switched off.
                            Later when he switched on his mob, wife
                            called & asked ... "How r u? R u fine?"
                            To which the guy replied...
                            "crazy?... I'm busy working in office!"
                            This was the 1st divorce filed after the
                            accident...
                            MORAL... Alwayz stay updated...
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one...

                              A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

                              The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid;

                              they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

                              Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben and Varsha,
                              I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that

                              she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.

                              Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

                              You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

                              On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

                              Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

                              The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

                              The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace,earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her..

                              The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.Please distribute all these fairly.

                              Love Neeta.

                              PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays...
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                                Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                                Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one...

                                A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

                                The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid;

                                they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

                                Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben and Varsha,
                                I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that

                                she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.

                                Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

                                You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

                                On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

                                Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

                                The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

                                The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace,earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her..

                                The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.Please distribute all these fairly.

                                Love Neeta.

                                PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays...
                                Ahh The horror of using those thing which Ba was wearing!!!!!
                                Last edited by accuengineer; 06-20-2013, 05:14 PM.

                                Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

                                Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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