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Somethings to Think Upon.
1. Maybe. . we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.
2. Maybe. . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us.
3. Maybe. . .it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.
4. Maybe. . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
5. Maybe. . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches.
6. Maybe. . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do.
7. Maybe. . . there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child -- so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real, so that once they are around you appreciate them more.
8. Maybe.. . . the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
9. Maybe. . you should always try to put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that something could hurt you, it probably will hurt the other person, too.
10. Maybe. .you should do something nice for someone every single day, even if it is simply to leave them alone.
11. Maybe. .giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but, if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours.
12. Maybe.. . . happiness waits for all those who cry, all those who hurt, all those who have searched, and all those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of all the people who have touched their lives.
13. Maybe. . . you shouldn't go for looks; they can deceive; don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.
14. Maybe. . you should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy
15. Maybe. . . you should try to live your life to the fullest because when you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling but when you die, you can be the one who is smiling and everyone around you crying.
Cheers!
VJOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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A Guy with 25 inch Long *scholng* to God:
I cant Live with this long *scholng* ..
God-Go to that Lake,U will find a Female Frog..Ask her 2 Marry u,she'll say No & U will Lose 5inch.
He Went & Found the Frog: will u Marry me?
Frog-No!
He Lost 5 inches.
He thought 20 inch is still Long. So he asked again-will u Marry Me?
Frog-No
He Lost 5 inches More.
He thought 15inch is Great, But 10inches is Ideal
So he asked again- will u Marry me?
Frog-How many Times do I hv to tel u?
NO! NO! NO!
khel khatam
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A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to goand pick the children from school as she was very tired.The man agreed and said to the car; Car, go and bring my children from school. The car went and didn't return in time asexpected, they knew something must be wrong.Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive. He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station. As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the carcoming with an overload of children.The car parked right in front of them and said; "These are your children sir". In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, their choir mistress's two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's son and their neighbours two sons.The Wife said; Don't tell me all these are your children?.The man asked her calmly; Can you first tell me why our childrenare not in the car? ...=D
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Yup, Right into the woods
Oh! Irony at its best
Last edited by Ezilkannan; 04-18-2013, 11:47 PM.2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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WOMAN DRIVERS.....I
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WOMAN DRIVERS.....II
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WOMEN DRIVERS......III
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WOMEN DRIVERS......IV
When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.
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PSR Sir - First few pics I was smiling, the last one really left me crushed; I feel so down for all the cyclists; poor guysSkill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day
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Read this at xBhp Confessions
Post #71
I spent 44K to attend California Superbiking School, so that I can reach Coffee Day every weekend 10 seconds soonerSkill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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