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    LOL! Epic!

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    • Originally posted by aargee View Post
      PSR Sir - First few pics I was smiling, the last one really left me crushed; I feel so down for all the cyclists; poor guys
      While in all other pics., others may not be injured, the grave possibility of a single mistake on road ,causing hurt to many is graphically shown in the last Pic....
      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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        • A cute joke.A baby girl walks to a shopkeeper and asks to shopkeeper.Will u marry me, when i will be young?Shopkeeper replied:: ( smiling) yes i will.:..:baby girl:: so u can not give a single chocklate to ur future wife...

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            Cheers!
            VJ

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            lol!

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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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            • Conversation stoppers



              Just trolling

              2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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              • Plain & simple joke that made me smile

                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                • Karma


                  Meanwhile at a pub

                  2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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                  • Wife's Memory Loss

                    After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there.

                    Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

                    I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car number and description of the place where I parked etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

                    Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband!!!

                    "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these.

                    "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen"

                    There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

                    "Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel!"

                    Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me"

                    He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car"

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                    Fresh from oven...err...freshly woven...err...freshly...whatever

                    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    • Its biological




                      Mr.Comment strikes again

                      2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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                      • This one is too good...

                        A Sardarji comes up to Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

                        The guard Iqbal stops him and says, "What's in the bags?". "Sand," answered the Sardarji.

                        Iqbal says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."

                        Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the Sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the Sardarji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the Sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

                        A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, "What have you got?". "Sand," says the Sardarji.

                        Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

                        Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a Dhaba in Islamabad.

                        "Hey, Buddy," says Iqbal, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

                        The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, "Bikes".. 
                        OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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                        • A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside Parliament, Delhi.

                          Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
                          The driver rolls down the window and asks,"What's going on?"
                          "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire Indian Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, collecting donations"

                          "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
                          The man replies......














                          "Roughly 2 litres"
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • This is not a joke...its a true fact............Two guys were walking through a jungle. They saw a tiger. One ofthe guys tightened his shoe lace.The other asked, "Do u really think u can run faster than tiger?"He replied, "I dont have to run faster than the tiger, I just have to run faster than u!"That's Today's CORPORATE WORLD..!!!

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                            • MUST READ, M STILL LAUGHING:Family ProblemsTwo men, an American and an Indian we re sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems..Shot after shot...The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we can't marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and nowhave a lot of family problems.'The American said, talking aboutlove marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we love.. I'll tell you my story. 'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. Aftera couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and sohe is my uncle.Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather andI am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.'The Indian fainted........ *!!

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                              • Ordinary stuff, different perception. I mean...


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                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                                The girl said, 'NO!'


                                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                                THE END

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