Why work never gets done in office! -

what shall we do !! what shall we doooo !!

Seems legit.



Cheers!
VJ

The most EPIC JOKE:
A Farmer buys a young Cock. As soon as it comes Home, it rushes & ****s all the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed. At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense now. Next day, he finds Cock ****ing the Ducks, Goose & Parrot too. Later, he finds the Cock lying Pale, half-dead & Vultures circling over it's head.
Farmer Says: U Horny bastard u deserve this !
The Cock opens 1 eye, points up & says: Sshhh! Don't shout, let them land ...

An oid man and his wife go to bed. After lying there for a few minutes the man farts and says "One point" His wife rolls over and says "What in the world was that?". The man replies " That's fart football, I just scored." A few minutes later the Wife lets one go and says "Score tied". After about five minutes the old man farts again and says"Goal, Im ahead 2 to 1"
Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says "Goal ,score tied."
Five seconds go by and she lets Out a squeaker and says "Penalty! I lead 3 to 2." Now the pressures on,and the old man refuses to get beaten by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. He gives it everything but instead of farting he poops in the bed.The wife looks and says "What was that?" The man replies "Half-time switch sides."

^^^ rofl


Shit happens!



Cheers!
VJ

Kya farq padta ki pani kahan se aa raha hai.

The life every motorcyclist would love to have.

Now that's a SPIRITED tourer.



Cheers!
VJ

^^ in our country, we dont need a BMW for this, even an M80 is sufficient -->>

With a phone in hand, you just need to tilt the phone.

Didn't get this point though.

Whether it is M 80 or a Lorry , Indians always overload and test the vehicle's capacity....

AN AWSUMM READ...
A diary entry by a man -
Last week , my girlfriend and I were getting into bed for the first time. Well, the passion started to heat up, and suddenly she said,
'I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! Whats that?!'

She said:
'You ve really not touched my emotional needs as a woman, enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep dejected.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big big departmental store.

I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you... she was so excited that it could be seen through her looks and actions.

She Finally said, 'I think this is all
darling, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself and I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled look 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not part of my financial things, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least the ***** knows I'm not less smarter than her...

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