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    Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
    Splendor - 2k to 2006
    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
    RayZ - 2015 til now
    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


    Delhi to Narkanda
    Delhi to Coimbatore
    Delhi to Nepal

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      Sent from my Micromax A110 using xBhp Connect mobile app
      RE Thunderbird Since Jan 09 onwards
      Suzuki Zeus
      Jan -Dec 08 -- Sold
      Honda Unicorn
      Oct 06-Dec 08 -- Sold

      New edition : BSA Mach 19" 6 Speed-- Sold

      Schwinn Sporterra -- Up and running

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        Originally posted by aargee View Post
        I sometimes feel this, how many of you do?
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        I can't dream of it..even my dreams are scanned ,analyzed, and " appropriate " action taken....
        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          Originally posted by psr View Post
          I can't dream of it..even my dreams are scanned ,analyzed, and " appropriate " action taken....
          I really feel sorry for all the married guys out there..

          Thank God i am unmarried and now you guys are scaring me to Death
          Splendor - 2k to 2006
          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


          Delhi to Narkanda
          Delhi to Coimbatore
          Delhi to Nepal

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            Save money, use paint. Feels good to be back

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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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              My Mom said to me: Why do you study only before exams and not during the whole year?

              Son replied : Lehro ka sukoon to sabhi ko pasand hai,
              lekin toofaano me kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai!
              Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

              A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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                Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                I really feel sorry for all the married guys out there..

                Thank God i am unmarried and now you guys are scaring me to Death
                Some like me have been pushed into it, others like you have taken the bait...there is a lot of difference between the two....soon you will change like this...

                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  Originally posted by psr View Post
                  Some like me have been pushed into it, others like you have taken the bait...there is a lot of difference between the two....soon you will change like this...

                  Is this suppose to be a warning or is this the future me??
                  Splendor - 2k to 2006
                  Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                  P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                  Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                  ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                  RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                  Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                  RayZ - 2015 til now
                  Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                  Delhi to Narkanda
                  Delhi to Coimbatore
                  Delhi to Nepal

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                    Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                    Is this suppose to be a warning or is this the future me??
                    it so depends on the way you think . . .

                    Cheers!!!
                    Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                    Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                    Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                    Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                    Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                    10 years into riding :D
                    Live2Race. . .

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                      Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                      Save money, use paint. Feels good to be back
                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Hope soon there is a rain :thumbup:

                      Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2

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                        Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                        Is this suppose to be a warning or is this the future me??
                        YES YES & YES why we only suffer what you done to world so you will spared.

                        Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2

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                          Just came across this crazy pic of some American soldier and couldn't contain my rush to share it here ......... just look at the camel's expression

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                          Warm Regards,
                          Pranav


                          Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                          Spot me covered in:
                          Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                          Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                            Originally posted by psr View Post
                            I can't dream of it..even my dreams are scanned ,analyzed, and " appropriate " action taken....
                            Sir,

                            I empathize and sympathize completely. We are in the same boat; you picked up the oars years earlier so will stow them early too. Vice versa for me. Such original, creative, innovative mental mobility displayed here. And with compassion for an endangered species too (that ibid specimen of ibid species will get a royal tummy ache from the terrifying smorgasbord is superfluous, it is the sentiment that counts..)

                            "1984" was not an Orwellian nightmare. It is a matrimonial reality (have strapped on my T-72 MBT here with a regiment of Bofors, the Gorshkov and No 28 Sqn standing by for support)

                            Incoming..... retreat.... Silence.
                            The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
                            Socrates, BC 470

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                              Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
                              YES YES & YES why we only suffer what you done to world so you will spared.

                              Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2
                              Oh!!! [MENTION=47850]sumitro_d[/MENTION] thank you for the warning.. now I gotta think of a way to prevent all that from happening.. I think girlfriends will be better than a wife.. so thinking of keeping 100s of girls happy rather than just 1 girl
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                                Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                                Oh!!! [MENTION=47850]sumitro_d[/MENTION] thank you for the warning.. now I gotta think of a way to prevent all that from happening.. I think girlfriends will be better than a wife.. so thinking of keeping 100s of girls happy rather than just 1 girl
                                Be Tony Stark! You can do both. Keep wife happy and also many others too. But you'd be damn lucky to find a wife like peppers!!

                                Sent from my MT27i using Tapatalk 2
                                ZMR- PGMFI re-defined

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