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  • #2401
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
    I hope your comments are casual. I am in fact more than happy about my married life and so is everyone else who is married. These quotes are meant to be taken on a lighter note (hilarious).

    Well, here is another one to top it up...

    "If you want to succeed in life, listen to what women say and do exactly the opposite!!! "
    - I do not know who said it
    Originally posted by accuengineer View Post
    It goes without saying since this is a hilarious thread. I am also having a happy married and biking life. All the comments are just for fun.
    Cheers
    Mathews

    Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app
    Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
    Thank you Mathews! I was a little taken aback. It is always good to get it clarified rather than holding on to it.
    I guess I am good now.

    BTW, hope you got the final quote in my previous post .
    Originally posted by accuengineer View Post
    Well I don't fully accept it but some time they do give good advice after all they are also know as our better half
    Cheers
    Mathews

    Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app
    Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
    I agree !

    Men are normally WISE..

    When they marry they become OTHERWISE....
    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

      A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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      • #2403
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by psr View Post
        Men are normally WISE..
        When they marry they become OTHERWISE....
        Messages consolidated .
        My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

        Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
        A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
        It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well         and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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        • #2404
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          All REAL bikers are like this, I am sure:

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          • #2405
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Gabbar- Kitne Admi the?


            Sambha- Sarkar 2


            Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai??


            Sambha- 2 1 ke Baad aata hai.


            Gabbar- aur 2 k pehle??


            Sambha- 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.


            Gabbar- To bich me kaun aata hai?


            Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata.


            Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi aate?


            Sambha- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta hai Qki 2 1 se bada he


            Gabbar- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?


            Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to mar de,
            tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavnprash nahi !!!!!

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            • #2406
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by Night_Shade View Post
              Gabbar- Kitne Admi the?


              Sambha- Sarkar 2


              Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai??


              Sambha- 2 1 ke Baad aata hai.


              Gabbar- aur 2 k pehle??


              Sambha- 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.


              Gabbar- To bich me kaun aata hai?


              Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata.


              Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi aate?


              Sambha- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta hai Qki 2 1 se bada he


              Gabbar- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?


              Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to mar de,
              tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavnprash nahi !!!!!
              Nice one bro
              "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
              "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
              "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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              • #2407
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                perception ...
                facebook.com

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                • #2408
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Lol.

                  Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                  Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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                  • #2409
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                    "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                    "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                    "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                    • #2410
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                      [MENTION=41586]Divya Sharan[/MENTION], too good. Watched this video for a second time now just hilarious.

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                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                      The girl said, 'NO!'


                      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                      THE END

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                      • #2411
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                        Ooooo
                        "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                        "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                        "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                        • #2412
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • #2413
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            [A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.]

                            Tech: What's the problem?
                            User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
                            Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
                            User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
                            Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
                            User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

                            [10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up...]

                            Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
                            User: I knew it!
                            Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Letme know how it goes.

                            [10 minutes later...]

                            User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
                            Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
                            User: MS-DOS 6.22.
                            Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

                            [1 hour later...]

                            User: I need a new power supply.
                            Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
                            User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
                            Tech: Then what did he say?
                            User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

                            My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                            Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                            A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
                            It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well                             and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                            • #2414
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                              True true ...
                              "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                              "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                              "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                              • #2415
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Seven complicated facts about Women:

                                1. They believe in saving.

                                2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.

                                3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.

                                4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.

                                5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.

                                6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.

                                7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.

                                Extremely Complicated!!
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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