Since '02 xBhp is different things to different people. From a close knit national community of bikers to India's only motorcycling lifestyle magazine and a place to make like-minded biker friends. Join us

Castrol Power 1

Check engine oil level before every ride.

Our Partners

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Click image for larger version

Name:	1376208202511.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	54.6 KB
ID:	1854410


    Pulsar 3tyre wala
    "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
    "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
    "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

    Comment


    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!

      He kicks the dog, it dies!

      Newspapers report
      "LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

      Man says i'm not American

      Report changed

      "Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"

      Man says:
      Actually I'm Pakistani

      Breaking News:

      "Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl" 
      Ride more, browse less.

      Comment


      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Final exams

        Click image for larger version

Name:	945980_460771337353872_1816758475_n.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	31.2 KB
ID:	1854442

        Comment


        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...




          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

          Comment


          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            THE NEW GET BLOCKED PJ's
            Boy : Whats your Name??
            Girl: Palak and you
            Boy: Paneer
            *BLOCKED!!!*

            Girl : Hello i am khusbu
            Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati....kone kone me khusbu faila de
            **blocked**

            Boy:hi, wats ur name??
            Girl: its Neha Singhal.
            Boy: oh. . M also Single.
            *blocked*

            Girl: What's Up?
            Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
            *gets blocked*

            Girl : tu soya hai...??
            Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..!
            *Gets Blocked Instantly*

            Girl: I'm free tommorow!
            Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
            *GETS BLOCKED*

            Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
            Girl: waha kya karenge??
            Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
            *blocked*

            Girl : see ya!
            Boy: ram chandar ki jai
            !Blocked*

            Girl: Have a Good Day....
            Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
            * *

            Girl: I need some Space.
            Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
            *Blocked*


            Boy- Thank you
            Girl-My pleasure
            Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
            *Reported as spam*
            *Blocked Forever
            sigpic

            Tyre Sizes _ Spark Plugs

            Headlight Focus _ Fork Oils

            All India xBhp Couple Riders Thread

            Ashtavinayak + Shirdi
            Purandar
            Raigad
            Dapoli
            Aurangabad
            Kaas Plateu & Thoseghar Waterfalls
            Purandar

            Comment


            • Ride more, browse less.

              Comment


              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Santa :
                School male hai ki female....?



                Banta :
                Pata nahi yaar
                usme ghanta bhi hota hai
                aur periods bhi ....
                very confusing ...!!😀
                Ride more, browse less.

                Comment


                • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Places meant to be explored on BIKES only !!

                  Click image for larger version

Name:	945819_491809800913170_1900136342_n.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	94.3 KB
ID:	1854487

                  Comment


                  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    There you go, just plain and simple and it works very effectively.

                    Click image for larger version

Name:	EWlhUe1.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	96.8 KB
ID:	1854500

                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

                    Comment


                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Ek masoom sa ladka himalaya ki pahari par bhede chara raha tha. Tabhi wahan se ek tourist nikla aur usne ladke se pucha;
                      Tourist: yeh bhede kitna doodh de deti hain?
                      Ladka: ji safed wali ya kaali wali?
                      Tourist: safed wali.
                      Ladka: ji 2 litre.
                      Tourist: aur kaali wali?
                      Ladka: ji wo bhi 2 litre.

                      Tourist: yeh uun kitni de deti hain?
                      Ladka: ji safed wali ya kaali wali?
                      Tourist: safed wali.
                      Ladka: ji 4 kilo.
                      Tourist: aur kaali wali?
                      Ladka: ji wo bhi 4 kilo.

                      Tourist: sale agar dono barabar doodh deti hain aur barabar unn deti hain to yeh kya safed wali aur kaali wali laga rakha hai??
                      Ladka: ji wo baat aisi hai ki jo safed wali bhere hain wo mere pitaji ji ki hain..


                      Tourist: aur kaali wali??
                      .
                      .
                      .
                      .
                      .
                      .
                      .
                      Ladka: wo bhi pita ji ki hain.....
                      
                      "Madness", as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push !

                      Comment


                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        This one got me real hard. Can't believe they even have a DUMB ASS rubber stamp for it.


                        Click image for larger version

Name:	1148851_10200821855042399_227587957_n.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	95.4 KB
ID:	1854549

                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

                        Comment


                        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          what would you choose ?


                          Ride safe and have fun.
                          Regards
                          Nadeem

                          Comment


                          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Will SHE EVER come on time..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            Click image for larger version

Name:	1004505_595483620494518_128188282_n.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	38.5 KB
ID:	1854553

                            Comment


                            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by sandy.avy220 View Post
                              [ATTACH]112092[/ATTACH]


                              Pulsar 3tyre wala
                              Epic! Even the rear wheels are alloys. This guy sure has some style

                              Comment


                              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                all it take is to have guts..!


                                Ride safe and have fun.
                                Regards
                                Nadeem

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X