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  • #2416
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    Pulsar 3tyre wala
    "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
    "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
    "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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    • #2417
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      A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!

      He kicks the dog, it dies!

      Newspapers report
      "LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

      Man says i'm not American

      Report changed

      "Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"

      Man says:
      Actually I'm Pakistani

      Breaking News:

      "Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl" 
      Ride more, browse less.

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      • #2418
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        Final exams

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        • #2419
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          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • #2420
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            THE NEW GET BLOCKED PJ's
            Boy : Whats your Name??
            Girl: Palak and you
            Boy: Paneer
            *BLOCKED!!!*

            Girl : Hello i am khusbu
            Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati....kone kone me khusbu faila de
            **blocked**

            Boy:hi, wats ur name??
            Girl: its Neha Singhal.
            Boy: oh. . M also Single.
            *blocked*

            Girl: What's Up?
            Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
            *gets blocked*

            Girl : tu soya hai...??
            Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..!
            *Gets Blocked Instantly*

            Girl: I'm free tommorow!
            Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
            *GETS BLOCKED*

            Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
            Girl: waha kya karenge??
            Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
            *blocked*

            Girl : see ya!
            Boy: ram chandar ki jai
            !Blocked*

            Girl: Have a Good Day....
            Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
            * *
            Girl: I need some Space.
            Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
            *Blocked*


            Boy- Thank you
            Girl-My pleasure
            Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
            *Reported as spam*
            *Blocked Forever
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            Headlight Focus _ Fork Oils

            All India xBhp Couple Riders Thread

            Ashtavinayak + Shirdi
            Purandar
            Raigad
            Dapoli
            Aurangabad
            Kaas Plateu & Thoseghar Waterfalls
            Purandar

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            • #2421
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              • #2422
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                Santa :
                School male hai ki female....?



                Banta :
                Pata nahi yaar
                usme ghanta bhi hota hai
                aur periods bhi ....
                very confusing ...!!😀
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                • #2423
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                  Places meant to be explored on BIKES only !!

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                  • #2424
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                    There you go, just plain and simple and it works very effectively.

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • #2425
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                      Ek masoom sa ladka himalaya ki pahari par bhede chara raha tha. Tabhi wahan se ek tourist nikla aur usne ladke se pucha;
                      Tourist: yeh bhede kitna doodh de deti hain?
                      Ladka: ji safed wali ya kaali wali?
                      Tourist: safed wali.
                      Ladka: ji 2 litre.
                      Tourist: aur kaali wali?
                      Ladka: ji wo bhi 2 litre.

                      Tourist: yeh uun kitni de deti hain?
                      Ladka: ji safed wali ya kaali wali?
                      Tourist: safed wali.
                      Ladka: ji 4 kilo.
                      Tourist: aur kaali wali?
                      Ladka: ji wo bhi 4 kilo.

                      Tourist: sale agar dono barabar doodh deti hain aur barabar unn deti hain to yeh kya safed wali aur kaali wali laga rakha hai??
                      Ladka: ji wo baat aisi hai ki jo safed wali bhere hain wo mere pitaji ji ki hain..


                      Tourist: aur kaali wali??
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                      .
                      .
                      Ladka: wo bhi pita ji ki hain.....
                      
                      "Madness", as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push !

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                      • #2426
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                        This one got me real hard. Can't believe they even have a DUMB ASS rubber stamp for it.


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                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                        • #2427
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                          what would you choose ?

                          Ride safe and have fun.
                          Regards
                          Nadeem

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                          • #2428
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                            Will SHE EVER come on time..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                            • #2429
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                              Originally posted by sandy.avy220 View Post
                              [ATTACH]112092[/ATTACH]


                              Pulsar 3tyre wala
                              Epic! Even the rear wheels are alloys. This guy sure has some style

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                              • #2430
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                                all it take is to have guts..!

                                Ride safe and have fun.
                                Regards
                                Nadeem

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