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  • #2461
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by jeevan.life View Post
    Lol.. Did he change his engine oil too? Les make it an oil cooled one..

    G1
    Sent from my GT-I9300
    We at office are waiting for opportunities to pull him into our conversations and learn a lot - Stress buster
    But for me, I'm looking for opportunities to post in this thread


    Originally posted by psr View Post
    An Air Filter surely will cool his engine....
    Maybe the bike is his own design. But you should have witnessed his body language and confidence while claiming his theory... The smiley you put up is how we reacted...literally!
    My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

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    A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
    It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well     and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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    • #2462
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by Sherwin
      If You very well know that its an OT why do You want to post it. I would request You to go through the forum rules before posting.
      Lets keep the thread clean guys.
      May I know the reason You would like to know if I own a bullet or not?
      You have a PM.
      BTW, your interpretation of Mr forty6's post gave me such an impression. Lets take it offline!
      Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
      Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

      Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
      Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
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      • #2463
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
        You have a PM.
        BTW, your interpretation of Mr forty6's post gave me such an impression. Lets take it offline!
        Good one Unlce ji.. everyone has their freedom to give their opinion on XBHP(either bad or good).. You have to appreciate their post not to laugh or humiliate them.. Its not necessary that everyone should like the things, you like.. anywayz, I am still a bachcha :P

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        Appeal cum Warning to all Sikh youth
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        • #2464
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Papa: Whom u like more mama or
          papa?

          Kid: Both..

          Papa: No tell me 1..??

          Kid: Both.

          Papa: If i go to America
          & Ur mother go to Paris Where will
          u go??

          Kid: Paris.

          Papa: It means u like ur mother??

          Kid: No, bcoz paris is beautiful
          than America..

          Papa: If i go to paris & Ur mother
          goes to america
          so Where will u go.??

          Kid: America!

          Papa: why?

          Kid: Paris toh ghoom aaye na
          papa...

          Papa: Bada kamina hai tu........
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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          • #2465
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by Night_Shade View Post
            Appeal cum Warning to all Sikh youth
            [ATTACH=CONFIG]112779[/ATTACH]
            There is actually nothing to laugh at it and it is perfectly in the way as it is issued by Gurudwaras .................. what wrong/funny do you see here by the way ?
            Warm Regards,
            Pranav


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            • #2466
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              You are so kind. Now, where can i collect the hats?

              Originally posted by Sherwin View Post
              ^^There are "Know it all guys" everywhere, xbhp is not an exception either. Had a ball of time after reading this post from one of our honorable self proclaimed bike ethusiast. Whoaa hats off to his knowledge and degree of maturity level. No matter how many try to bring the reputation down of the bullet down, bullet is a legend and will remain so till the world lasts. Even a new born in abroad knows what to expect from a cruiser and here this guy wants the bullet to go fast, take fast corners and stop fast and what not. I guess if he even owns a bike or if he knows to ride a bike. Lol


              PS: I never knew that the standard of the XBHP will fall this low. No offense to anybody.

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              • #2467
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by Sherwin View Post
                ^^There are "Know it all guys" everywhere, xbhp is not an exception either. Had a ball of time after reading this post from one of our honorable self proclaimed bike ethusiast. Whoaa hats off to his knowledge and degree of maturity level. No matter how many try to bring the reputation down of the bullet down, bullet is a legend and will remain so till the world lasts. Even a new born in abroad knows what to expect from a cruiser and here this guy wants the bullet to go fast, take fast corners and stop fast and what not. I guess if he even owns a bike or if he knows to ride a bike. Lol


                PS: I never knew that the standard of the XBHP will fall this low. No offense to anybody.
                The post you are referring to is more than 2 years old, and I believe is just humorous expression of an individual's perception ...I liked the post for the command over the language .,.....the similes are stunning ,and description humorous ,and it must be perceived as such...Do not take offense , where none is intended..
                Last edited by psr; 08-16-2013, 01:41 PM.
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • #2468
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by forty6 View Post
                  You are so kind. Now, where can i collect the hats?
                  Its very kind of You as well. You can collect the hats anytime, just drop by. I would be happy to ship them to You as well.

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                  • #2469
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by Sherwin View Post
                    Its very kind of You as well. You can collect the hats anytime, just drop by. I would be happy to ship them to You as well.
                    If it is a Fedora, I will love to pick it up, courier boys are not really kind to things of such beauty. If it is a baseball hat, you can get it delivered to August Communications 258, 2nd-3rd floor, Lane No. 3, Westend Marg, Said-ul-ajab, New Delhi 110030.

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                    • #2470
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Why no one is posting anything hilarious?? I am not finding the above discussions funny & BTW it was a cheap move Mr. Sherwin even though intentions were unknown.

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                      • #2471
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
                        Why no one is posting anything hilarious?? I am not finding the above discussions funny & BTW it was a cheap move Mr. Sherwin even though intentions were unknown.
                        I know that its a cheap move and I am not happy about it. Reply to cheap things has to be given by a cheap move. Thats what the world deserves. I am no saint. I think even You come in the same category. I am deleting my threads now . Trying to rectify my sins :P
                        Last edited by Sherwin; 08-16-2013, 02:24 PM.

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                        • #2472
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          [MENTION=8461]forty6[/MENTION] : thanks for one of the best laughs in ages!
                          I didn't know about that thread till I read it today.
                          Very nicely written

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                          • #2473
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            AK3D You need to be thanking me because its me who rediscovered the insanity.

                            How can people be this ungrateful? Just kidding

                            Time for some hillarious post.


                            -------------

                            Husband : Can I Kiss You ?
                            Wife : No !
                            Husband : I Will Buy You Jewelry .
                            Wife : No !
                            Husband : I Will Buy You A Car .
                            Wife : Still No .
                            Husband : I Will Take You To World Trip .
                            Wife : No No No .

                            After Listening All This Their Kid Woke Up And Said
                            Daddy You Can Kiss Me , But Just Buy Me A Bicycle Please

                            Daddy : Ooh Shut Up .

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                            • #2474
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              ^^Reminds me of Geock45 from GlockTalk. Go have a laugh http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

                              Speaking of desperateness and determination, if you want something too much and can't get it, you'd become desperate and if you still can't get it, you'd become determined to get it at any cost. Now if you fail to get it after being determined, you would not want the thing you wanted desperately before even if you easily get it later. As we all know, being too determined often leads to tragic consequences, it tends to fill our mind with negative thoughts that makes one lose the enthusiasm forever.
                              I am back!

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                              • #2475
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                                ^^Reminds me of Geock45 from GlockTalk. Go have a laugh http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

                                Speaking of desperateness and determination, if you want something too much and can't get it, you'd become desperate and if you still can't get it, you'd become determined to get it at any cost. Now if you fail to get it after being determined, you would not want the thing you wanted desperately before even if you easily get it later. As we all know, being too determined often leads to tragic consequences, it tends to fill our mind with negative thoughts that makes one lose the enthusiasm forever.
                                When our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor’s nephew, there was a special relaxation of the rules made for us, due to the fact that the nephew (who will remain nameless to prevent a scandal) was saved by us; using weapons better than our issue setup, now we have good funding for gear for our jobs. We needed to find relaible SMG’s, but the HK’s just wouldn’t cut it.


                                I need a gun too now.
                                Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                                Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                                Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                                Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                                ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                                P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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