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  • #2311
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    Originally posted by RiderMan View Post
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    Bikers don't cry

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    • #2312
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      Life now-a-days

      Ride safe and have fun.
      Regards
      Nadeem

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      • #2313
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        Originally posted by biker4life View Post
        Bikers don't cry
        Hey, I tried this. It works perfectly!!!!!

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        • #2314
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          Tears of joy after you gift her a ring !!!!


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          • #2315
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            Santa gave a secret password for e-banking

            "ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-raavan-Delhi-spiderman"

            Banta-Yaar! Itna lamba password??

            Santa- Kya karoon? Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character, 1 capital aur ek special character zaroori hai"

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            BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
            Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
            YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)            ​

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            • #2316
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              Last edited by psr; 08-02-2013, 12:10 PM.
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #2317
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                Man in bed with his wife, slides his hand slowly across her shoulders, across her waist, under her neck, under her back, & suddenly stops...

                Wife: "Why did u stop?"

                Man: "Remote mil gaya, Tu so ja"
                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                • #2318
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                  • #2319
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                    Boy: tumne aaj kis colours ke underwear pehne hai?

                    Girl: tumko bus yehi sab baate karni hoti hai

                    Boy: okay, ye bataao, how should RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?

                    Girl: hmmmm... pink colour ki

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                    • #2320
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                      Incredible india
                      "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                      "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                      "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                      • #2321
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                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • #2322
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                          Originally posted by psr View Post
                          When it falls to the floor not only the screen breaks, even the heart breaks and even the teeth can break if it belongs to someone else

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                          • #2323
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                            Hats off to the bike
                            "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                            "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                            "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                            • #2324
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                              Originally posted by sandy.avy220 View Post
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                              Hats off to the bike
                              IMO hatts off to the bike really.... and wondering for this person from where has got one piece riding suit, It cant be customized.....right?
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                              • #2325
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                                Ek aurat ne ek tota 3000 mai kharida. Dukandar ne bataya ye ek aurat ke pass tha jo red lite area mai rehti thi.

                                Par use vohi khubsurat tota chahiye tha. Vo use ghar leke aa gayi

                                Tota: va va naya ghar

                                Use acha laga

                                Lekin jab uski beti school se aayi

                                Tota:va va nayi ladki

                                Ab aurat ko zara tension aaya

                                Magar jab sham ko uska pati jatin ghar aaya tab

                                Tota: kya jatin bhai idhar bhi !
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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