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    Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
    husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
    wife=baba se kya kahoge
    husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi hai...

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      Medical Professor: If girl becomes unconscious, give her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your hands. Any questions?


      Santa : paaji, behosh kistraan kare??
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      • OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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          “teenage daughter came home in a rage.


          ‘I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’


          dad puts down the paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ ”

          Ride safe and have fun.
          Regards
          Nadeem

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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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              "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
              "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
              "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                The most stupid advt gets better

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                  Nice one bro
                  Last edited by sandy.avy220; 07-31-2013, 10:57 AM.
                  "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                  "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                  "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                    Bigggggg family
                    "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                    "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                    "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                      ^^^Is this a bike or a titanic?

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                        Vroom vroommmmmmmm
                        "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                        "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                        "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                          Last edited by psr; 07-31-2013, 12:28 PM.
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            Poor girls !!!!
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                              DIE ENGLISH DIE -

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                              Source - FB
                              BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                              Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                              YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                                Biker madness
                                "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                                "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                                "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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