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  • #2221
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Something to share I guess.

    25 AWESOME TIPS FOR BEAUTIFUL LIFE!!!


    1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE.
    It is the ultimate antidepressant.
    2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
    3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God’s
    guidance for your purpose, today.
    4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food
    that is manufactured in plants.
    5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.
    6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
    7. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past,
    negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
    Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
    8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a
    college kid with a maxed out charge card.
    9. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
    10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for
    everything !

    Cheers!
    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    • #2222
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
      Something to share I guess.

      25 AWESOME TIPS FOR BEAUTIFUL LIFE!!!


      1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE.
      It is the ultimate antidepressant.
      2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
      3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God’s
      guidance for your purpose, today.
      4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food
      that is manufactured in plants.
      5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.
      6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
      7. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past,
      negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
      Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
      8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a
      college kid with a maxed out charge card.
      9. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
      10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for
      everything !

      Cheers!
      VJ
      Best ever I red, but where is rest of the 15, these are only 10....
      KTM RC390 - Current
      Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
      Hero Hunk - Sold
      An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.

      Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
      Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
      Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
      Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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      • #2223
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by itsmevini123 View Post
        Best ever I red, but where is rest of the 15, these are only 10....
        Guess that qualifies to be hilarious
        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • #2224
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Finally someone got the point behind the post!!

          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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          • #2225
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
            The New Duke 200

            [ATTACH=CONFIG]109459[/ATTACH]
            Duke 150 you mean to say . . .

            Cheers!!!
            Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
            Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
            Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
            Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
            Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

            10 years into riding :D
             Live2Race. . .

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            • #2226
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by Rakesh Rok View Post
              Duke 150 you mean to say . . .

              Cheers!!!
              it has a Duke 200 sticker so i had to mention Duke 200
              Splendor - 2k to 2006
              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
              RayZ - 2015 til now
              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


              Delhi to Narkanda
              Delhi to Coimbatore
              Delhi to Nepal

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              • #2227
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Nice work bro it took few seconds to recognize fz

                its not about riding bikes its about loving bikes...sandy loving avy220
                "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                • #2228
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by itsmevini123 View Post
                  Best ever I red, but where is rest of the 15, these are only 10....
                  It means that don't bother about the rest fifteen and spoil the beauty of life

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                  • #2229
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5



                    Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???


                    Boy( ): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun..
                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    • #2230
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...






                      Last edited by psr; 07-24-2013, 09:10 PM.
                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • #2231
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Teacher trolled


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                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #2232
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • #2233
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            I just couldn't stop laughing at this one.


                            Click image for larger version Name: q2lZocr.jpg Views: 1 Size: 84.8 KB ID: 1851894


                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                            • #2234
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              At The Murugan Temple in East-ham, London , they have weekly husband's marriage seminars.

                              At the session last week, the priest asked one Nadarajah, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, ‘‘to take a few minutes and share some insight secret how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years’’.

                              Nadarajah replied to the assembled husbands, ‘‘Well, I've tried to treat her nice, spend money on her, bought her enough jewelleries and sarees, but best of all is, I took her to Chennai, India for the 25th anniversary! ’’

                              The priest responded, ‘‘Nadarajah, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning, for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’’

                              Nadarajah proudly replied, “I’m going back to Chennai to pick her up."
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • #2235
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                ^^
                                This is one awesome joke.

                                Still laughing....
                                Once I have donned my black helmet, I become anonymous. My face ceases to identify me. My black visor shields others from the rigours of my passing glance while shielding me from their attempts to peer into my soul. I am an anonymous rider shrouded in black. I am no longer a specific self. I am a passing Traveller.

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