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    Face book/palm :

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      Last edited by The Monk; 07-22-2013, 08:38 PM. Reason: Complaint received
      Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

      A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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        Itz time for sum FUN!!!CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"

        3. Save file as"computer_gender.vbs"

        4. Run the file. .

        If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy

        If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl

        so,which 1 is urs....!!!???


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          The Best use of English Language....

          Last edited by psr; 07-22-2013, 09:03 PM.
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            Originally posted by psr View Post







            The Best use of English Language....
            This looks like one of the Iranain Cafes in Bombay. The notice would be perfect in those places.
            Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!

            Give your details here if you want to help your fellow xBhpian stranded in your city

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              Originally posted by psr View Post
              This should be from NJ; they've even weird names; this one is Susex; there're names like Essex & height of it is...Middlesex


              Originally posted by psr View Post

              The Best use of English Language....

              This is complete murder!! Gas Trick (don't know what trick gas will play); Stones stored in kidney?? Whoa!! as if it's a banl locker!! Shankroid, as if it's like Android; remainder is pure murder & are புரிஞ்சுதோ புரியாதோ (Understood or not understood, it's best understood in Tamil) language!!!
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                A Lady visited A Bar for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..


                A Guy at Her Left ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single"


                A Guy at Her Right ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"


                The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??


                Lady replied: "Rupali Patil, Married..!!"

                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                  Originally posted by aargee View Post

                  This is complete murder!! Gas Trick (don't know what trick gas will play); Stones stored in kidney?? Whoa!! as if it's a bank locker!! Shankroid, as if it's like Android; remainder is pure murder & are புரிஞ்சுதோ புரியாதோ (Understood or not understood, it's best understood in Tamil) language!!!
                  It took some time for me to stop laughing .... terrible maligning of the English Language ....but had me literally rolling on the floor... Reminded me of Surya in movie " Pitha Magan"...Kaichi ootharagappa...
                  Last edited by psr; 07-22-2013, 10:46 PM.
                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                      A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, wanted to out on the town and party with his old buddies.

                      So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

                      "Where are you going, Coochie Coo?" asked the wife

                      "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face & going to have a beer." said he.

                      The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"

                      She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer; brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan , India , etc.

                      The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... You know... They have frozen glasses... "

                      He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"

                      She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

                      The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

                      "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?"

                      She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

                      "But my sweet honey... At the bar.... You know there's swearing, dirty words and all that.."

                      "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?

                      LISTEN UP F** A**! SIT YOUR BLOODY ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP & DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

                      And...they lived happily ever after!!!
                      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                        A Lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China.



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                        15 children injured while fighting for it.
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          Splendor - 2k to 2006
                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                            Iama jussttt joookin!! TROLLIN'

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                            BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                            Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                            YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                              Who said car names don't have meaning?

                              BMW: Brings Me Women.
                              FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
                              FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
                              HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
                              VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
                              PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
                              OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
                              TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
                              HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
                              No Left, No Right...It's a SIMPLE BOTH HAND DRIVE

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                                The New Duke 200

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                                Splendor - 2k to 2006
                                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                                RayZ - 2015 til now
                                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                                Delhi to Narkanda
                                Delhi to Coimbatore
                                Delhi to Nepal

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