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Itz time for sum FUN!!!CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3. Save file as"computer_gender.vbs"
4. Run the file. .
If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy
If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl
so,which 1 is urs....!!!???
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The Best use of English Language....
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This looks like one of the Iranain Cafes in Bombay. The notice would be perfect in those places.Originally posted by psr View Post
The Best use of English Language....Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!
Give your details here if you want to help your fellow xBhpian stranded in your city
Touring Blog: Cycling in Mongolia!Comment
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This should be from NJ; they've even weird names; this one is Susex; there're names like Essex & height of it is...MiddlesexOriginally posted by psr View Post
This is complete murder!! Gas Trick (don't know what trick gas will play); Stones stored in kidney?? Whoa!! as if it's a banl locker!! Shankroid, as if it's like Android; remainder is pure murder & are புரிஞ்சுதோ புரியாதோ (Understood or not understood, it's best understood in Tamil) language!!!Originally posted by psr View Post
The Best use of English Language....
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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A Lady visited A Bar for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..
A Guy at Her Left ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single"
A Guy at Her Right ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"
The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??
Lady replied: "Rupali Patil, Married..!!"
Cheers!
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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It took some time for me to stop laughing .... terrible maligning of the English Language ....but had me literally rolling on the floor...Originally posted by aargee View Post
Reminded me of Surya in movie " Pitha Magan"...Kaichi ootharagappa..
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Petrol AD in Year
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Splendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to NepalComment
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A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, wanted to out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochie Coo?" asked the wife
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face & going to have a beer." said he.
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer; brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... You know... They have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey... At the bar.... You know there's swearing, dirty words and all that.."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP F** A**! SIT YOUR BLOODY ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP & DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
And...they lived happily ever after!!!Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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A Lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China.
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15 children injured while fighting for it.The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.Comment
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Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 BetaSplendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to NepalComment
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Iama jussttt joookin!! TROLLIN'
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Who said car names don't have meaning?
BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.No Left, No Right...It's a SIMPLE BOTH HAND DRIVEComment
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The New Duke 200
Splendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to NepalComment
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