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    Four facts jo khatam hone pe bahut takleef deti hai...

    1-Dosti..👬👭
    2-Paisa💴💷
    3-Pyaar
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    4-Ravivaar....

    Last vala to rula hi deta hai!!
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      Cleaner clean Your inbox please.

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        Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.


        In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker night 10.3 and Beer bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.


        I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program.

        Warm Regards,
        Pranav


        Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

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        Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

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          When a girl misses her love, her heart pains.

          But, when a guy misses his love, his hands pain!!
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
            When a girl misses her love, her heart pains.

            But, when a guy misses his love, his hands pain!!
            Why is that??? By writing letters and by typing sms???
            Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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              Agreed wholeheartedly.

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              Cheers!
              VJ
              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
              The girl said, 'NO!'


              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


              THE END

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                Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post
                Why is that??? By writing letters and by typing sms???
                By far, this is the most hilarious quote in this entire thread
                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post
                  Why is that??? By writing letters and by typing sms???
                  what an idea saar...

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                    Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post
                    Why is that??? By writing letters and by typing sms???
                    Yeah, writing letters and sending SMS seem to take a toll on him but some argues that the actual cause is being handsome.
                    BTW bugging too much won't get you love, just some beating by her brother/father family member
                    I am back!

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                      Last edited by psr; 09-24-2013, 10:16 PM.
                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post
                        Why is that??? By writing letters and by typing sms???
                        Looks like Sunny Leone has been good for you till now

                        Cheerz!!
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          The first 85 minutes is brainstorming ki kya guess karke thoku????and we reason out our guess work and decide not to write thinking its silly point
                          The last 5 minutes is "bhaad mein gaya lets atleast fill the answer booklet"....lol

                          Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                          Agreed wholeheartedly.

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                          Cheers!
                          VJ

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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                              IDK why but seeing this, I can't stop laughing KTM Duke 200 bike - Glamour shots - pictures

                              EDIT:
                              http://autoraman.com/ktm-duke-200-re...-orange-beast/

                              Wait a minute... Is that a D390 in disguise of D200? Like the one MG reviewed?
                              Last edited by Cleaner; 09-25-2013, 01:05 AM.
                              I am back!

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                                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                                IDK why but seeing this, I can't stop laughing KTM Duke 200 bike - Glamour shots - pictures

                                EDIT:
                                http://autoraman.com/ktm-duke-200-re...-orange-beast/

                                Wait a minute... Is that a D390 in disguise of D200? Like the one MG reviewed?
                                I can pose better than the girl :banghead:

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