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  • #2896
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by neelesh4 View Post
    10022 Likes now

     psr Sir


    you are a STAR now.....

    Not me,...
    It is Xbhp, the Moderators, and all the Good Members , who had made this possible
    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    • #2897
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by psr View Post
      WOW !!!! I am thrilled to see that the thread I started with reservations, but with conviction to make others Happy had reached an awesome mark of having received 10,000+ likes...

      My humble thanks to the moderators ,for allowing this thread and Also patiently policing to keep it clean, and to all the Generous thread Contributors,and Members who had liked the posts...

      I Feel Very Happy......

      [MENTION=32286]psr[/MENTION]
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      • #2898
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by neelesh4 View Post
        10022 Likes now

         psr Sir


        you are a STAR now.....

        He is not just a Star.. he is the Power Star


        [MENTION=32286]psr[/MENTION] is.. you are the powerstar

        You don't have to thank me sir
        Splendor - 2k to 2006
        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


        Delhi to Narkanda
        Delhi to Coimbatore
        Delhi to Nepal

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        • #2899
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          10000 Likes, really awesome, congo [MENTION=32286]psr[/MENTION] sir.....
          KTM RC390 - Current
          Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
          Hero Hunk - Sold
          An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.

          Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
          Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
          Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
          Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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          • #2900
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Adei adei, naara payala. Indha polapukku thooku maatittu sagalamae da! Aaana ivanoda approach enaakku pudichirukku!

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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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            • #2901
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Mighty congratulations [MENTION=32286]psr[/MENTION] sir.










              Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
              Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

              Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
              Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
              ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
              P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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              • #2902
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by ryan.virgo View Post
                @psr
                [ATTACH=CONFIG]117425[/ATTACH]
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                Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                He is not just a Star.. he is the Power Star


                @psr is.. you are the powerstar

                You don't have to thank me sir
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                Originally posted by itsmevini123 View Post
                10000 Likes, really awesome, congo @psr sir.....
                I am nothing in front of members like you with such a great sense of humor...

                ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

                Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                Mighty congratulations @psr sir.
                Many thanks.....Click image for larger version Name: v2.jpg Views: 1 Size: 14.8 KB ID: 1858732
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • #2903
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                  Mighty congratulations @psr sir.









                  Cool mann, where did you get these kind of pics. . ?

                  Cheers!!!
                  Last edited by The Monk; 09-20-2013, 12:52 PM.
                  Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                  Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                  Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                  Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                  Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                  10 years into riding :D
                   Live2Race. . .

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                  • #2904
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...


                    youtube link:                     https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1...ZF550FWAzfYRlw

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                    • #2905
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      A Man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks..

                      He asks angel:What are these for?

                      Angel ans:These r Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock, Whenever U lie on earth, clock moves..

                      The Man points towards a clock n asks:Whose clock is this?

                      Angel says:its Vivekanand's. It never moved showing that he never told a lie.

                      The man asks:
                      Where is Aasaram's clock?
                      Angel replies:That's in our office..
                      We use it as a
                      TABLE FAN. . .
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      • #2906
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by Rakesh Rok View Post
                        Cool mann, where did you get these kind of pics. . ?

                        Cheers!!!
                        Google - memecenter
                        Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                        Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                        Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                        Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                        ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                        P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                        • #2907
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...



















                          Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                          Splendor - 2k to 2006
                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                          • #2908
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Chintu failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with professor.

                            Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que?

                            Prof: Yes.

                            Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me "A".

                            Professor agreed.
                            .
                            .
                            .

                            Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

                            Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

                            He had to finally give up as he really didnot know.
                            He gave the boy his "A".

                            The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

                            He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

                            He asked one student.

                            He answered:

                            Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical.

                            Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 yearold boy, dis is logical but not legal.

                            Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam &yet u have given him an "A", dis is neither logical nor legal.
                            .
                            .
                            .
                            Professor behosh.....
                            --
                            SikhLionz
                            Ride Hard, Ride Safe!!
                            --
                            Sikh Lionz
                            Ride Safe, Ride Hard !!

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                            • #2909
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Girl: Tumne muzme aisa kya dekha ki muze propose kar diya?
                              Boy: Sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to Propose kiya hai, Pagli!



                              --
                              SikhLionz
                              Ride Hard, Ride Safe!!
                              --
                              Sikh Lionz
                              Ride Safe, Ride Hard !!

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                              • #2910
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Wife: What are you doing?

                                Husband: Killing mosquitoes.

                                Wife: How many did you kill?

                                Husband: Total 2, two females, 3 females

                                Wife: How do you know their genders?

                                Husband: 2 were near mirror 3 were near beer..

                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                                The girl said, 'NO!'


                                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                                THE END

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