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  • #2851
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
    Saccha pyar wo nahi jisme dil tut jaye...




    Saccha pyar wo hai jisme palang tut jaye..!!
    Hahahahahaha ek number!

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    A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.......... Live 2 Ride /m\\

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    • #2852
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Funny, but sad truth

      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      • #2853
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by Cleaner
        Working on Sundays suck, but if you actually did that to the lady, you're an a**hole. On Sundays I become laundryman in the morning and on evening I become the iron man

        Well, a wife is like RD350, maintenance heavy needs awful lot of care. The only advantage wife has over RD is that wife changes her oil every month automatically
        Did you mean lundry man.. as in from Delhi Belly movie

        Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
        Splendor - 2k to 2006
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        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
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        • #2854
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by nadz11.ns View Post
          For all our married members here, i can only imagine this..
          Cant comment on it yet.. still not married

          Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
          Splendor - 2k to 2006
          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


          Delhi to Narkanda
          Delhi to Coimbatore
          Delhi to Nepal

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          • #2855
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
            Cant comment on it yet.. still not married

            Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
            me neither
            Ride safe and have fun.
            Regards
            Nadeem

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            • #2856
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...





              How cool would that video be to watch??





              Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
              Splendor - 2k to 2006
              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
              RayZ - 2015 til now
              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


              Delhi to Narkanda
              Delhi to Coimbatore
              Delhi to Nepal

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              • #2857
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Ha ha ha (Orgasm )
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                Table manners xD
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                Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                • #2858
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                  Cant comment on it yet.. still not married
                  Don't get married, I can surely tell it'll be hell for you. Maybe this will help when you feel you're having bad times after marriage
                  I am back!

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                  • #2859
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Very clean joke, you'll smile if you get it...

                    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    • #2860
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Women come in all shapes and sizes, Just like there are premium bikes which needs high maintenance and there are bikes which will transport You to work and back to home. So it wouldn't be fair to put them all in one category. Just like you can customize Your bike, You can customize Your girl by the amount of care and love You give to her. Life is a boomerang whatever You give to her, You get that back with huge interests.
                      Last edited by The Monk; 09-16-2013, 07:59 PM. Reason: Removed Reported quoted text

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                      • #2861
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Arz hai...
                        Nikle jo duniya ki bheed me to yeh jaana hai..
                        Nikle jo duniya ki bheed me to yeh jaana hai..
                        Har woh shaks udas hai jise aaj office jaana hai....!!!

                        Happy Monday :banghead:
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #2862
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                          resolutions are too an important part of our goals ........ isn't it

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                          Warm Regards,
                          Pranav


                          Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
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                          • #2863
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                            MAN & WOMAN

                            If you think there's no difference between the way men and women think, consider this exercise in which a college professor asked his class to punctuate the following sentence: "Woman without her man is nothing."

                            The men said: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
                            The women said: "Woman, without her, man is nothing."
                            My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                            Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                            A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
                            It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well                             and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                            • #2864
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                              How CID solves their cases

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                              • #2865
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                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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