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^^ hell!! Last one is epic

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A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a Cycle "

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My Cycle."

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Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.

Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.
"Look," said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little "zero."

"This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole."

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh," said the children.

The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, "Mr. Dickson, my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole.

"Hmmmm," he thought, "How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I'll be darned; I don't know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?"

"Yes," said Little Johnny, "You take a flute and shove it up your ass!"

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This Newly married couple kept having sex. They became weak but didn't stop. They consulted a doctor.

Doctor said, "Have sex only on those days which have 'R' in it, i.e. ThuRsday, FRi day or SatuRday."

Couple agreed.

On Monday husband asks his wife, "Darling what's the day today?"
Wife gives a naughty smile & says, "SomvaaR"

Moral: If there is a will then there is a way..!

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Being a Sunday, I had to be at the cash counter today; I was not in a mood to work, over & above, had an argument with Wife before I leave to work.

I uttered the usual "Good day maam" to this woman with big shopping bag who opens her purse to pay.

I noticed a TV remote in her purse; I couldn't control my curiosity and asked, "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

She replied, "No, not always, I do this when my husband refused to accompany me for shopping, so!!!"

"What strange ways to avenge; these women...aaargggh", I thought

When it's payment time, I thought, it's going to be payback time!! I pretend to swipe & hand over the card back to her.

"Maam, I think your husband just blocked the card"

She left the grocery story hurried in great disbelief

Suddenly I felt a great satisfaction, some unexplained happiness to have avenged for someone who couldn't watch his TV

The next one in the line is another Woman...I'm thinking of other means now. "May be detain her for stolen card?"

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There is going to be serious repercussions, and concussions after this....

God help the poor guys who are going to be bashed ,not knowing why they are at the receiving end....

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And may be something like this after recovery?

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No question of a recovery...for all you know the woman at home may even remove a part of brain as punishment....

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That might've happened for a different reason, probably something like this...

A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what the problem is...

"My life is awful", the man says; "Every night I play Trivial Pursuit with my Wife, and every night she beats me"

"Well, why don't you just stop playing Trivial Pursuit?" says the bartender

"I love the game", says the man, "Infact I'm so genius that I haven't lost even a single time"

The bartender is confused; "I thought you just said your wife beats you"

"Well", says the man, "she's a sore loser"

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psr sir, would like to know how You handle this kind of situations at home?

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Men don't handle women; women hand(r)ill men

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For all our married members here, i can only imagine this..

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Glad Soichiro Honda is not alive today to read such things...

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