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    ^^ 'sologi' is so typical accent influence - actually made me laugh a bit more.
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      Faking news - Traffic penalty to be a compulsory scene in movies if hero drives bike without helmet!! (Link) Hope it becomes actual news too
      Ride hard.. Ride safe.. Always!

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        Originally posted by Adarsh_Bk View Post
        LOL! Dude, 90% of Indian movies (be it any language) violate all possible rules! How many slaps would one give and for what offence(s)?
        Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
        Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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          Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
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            Last edited by psr; 09-12-2013, 07:56 PM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              ^^ saar... From where do you get these pics?? Damn funny
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                Idhellam nadakkumnu AANDHA appovae solluchu, naan dhaan kekala.


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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                  Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                  Idhellam nadakkumnu AANDHA appovae solluchu, naan dhaan kekala.
                  Need of the hour! At least in Adyar/Thiruvanmiyur considering the queue. Moreover most IT professionals have to make do with Kalyani Beer since KF/Fosters are out of stock most of the time.
                  Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                  Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                  Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                  Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                  ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                  P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                    Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                    Need of the hour! At least in Adyar/Thiruvanmiyur considering the queue. Moreover most IT professionals have to make do with Kalyani Beer since KF/Fosters are out of stock most of the time.
                    Kalyani beer has the highest alcohol content...about 9~11 %...
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      There are guys who deny help on occasions for few reasons.
                      But never ever I've come across a friend who has denied to buy a beer or whisky even if the calendar shows a date beyond 25.
                      Now is that friendship or what ???


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                      Last edited by petrolhead_chn; 09-13-2013, 06:21 AM.
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                      Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                      A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
                      It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                      and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                        Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
                        ^^ 'sologi' is so typical accent influence - actually made me laugh a bit more.
                        Actually she texted me in Assamese, but as most xBhpians won't understand Assamese, so I translated to Hindi. And my Hindi skills are about as good as Katrina Kaif. Still I'm not claiming "Nasibo najanu, Sonakshi Sinha r kopal khon beka "
                        I am back!

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                          Wonderful confession by a girl and amazing reply she got..

                          She : dad I m in love with a boy who is far away from me....
                          I m in india and he lives in uk..... but....
                          We met on matrimonial website...,
                          Became friends on fb...,
                          Had long chats on whatsapp....,
                          Voice chats on wechat....,
                          Proposed each other on skype....,
                          N now 2 months of relationship through viber....,
                          I need ur blessings and good wishes ''oh daddy',

                          Her dad said :
                          Now get married on twitter....,
                          Have fun on tango....,
                          Buy your kids from ebay..,
                          Send them through gmail,
                          And if u r fed up with ur husband....

                          "OLX " pe bech de...""!!
                          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              Best Job in the world...after Yoga teacher..

                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                                Cheers!!!
                                Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                                Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                                Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                                Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                                Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                                10 years into riding :D
                                Live2Race. . .

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