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**psr** · 09-11-2013, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by AK3D View Post

Everyone's viewpoint, way of doing things is different. It is a fact that any guy (with an orientation towards the opposite sex) will like to look at a woman (unless they've gone nuts, or are in a depression zone, or some odd lex luthor experimentation is going on with them).

I had already been certified NORMAL by Icemang......

Originally posted by aargee View Post

It depends on, what chocolate, what they like & how it is given, when it is given & most importantly how much drama you make before giving it

Ofcourse, not many people like exotic (the salt, pepper, rich cocoa, mint flavored) chocolates, forget alone women. Always remember, Women & budget don't go together

You can go ahead and say openly it is me you are referring to ......

Why is it that to-day everyone is after me ?

**aargee** · 09-12-2013, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by psr View Post

You can go ahead...everyone is after me ?

Sir, it's certainly not you. I only had my Wife in mind when I said that statement. She didn't like Sea Salt, Chilli & Rich Cocoa flavor of Lindt chocolate, though she was OK with Mint & Strawberry. Orange ofcourse was exceptional, everyone liked it.

**B7ACKTHORN** · 09-12-2013, 12:48 AM

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ENLIGHTENMENT!.

Cheers!
VJ

**rreneav1987** · 09-12-2013, 08:39 AM

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A little into the previous discussion

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**ryan.virgo** · 09-12-2013, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by icemang View Post

You want serious answers, you will get them.

Originally posted by psr View Post

I thought I was a nut case, but thanks for clarifying that it is normal Homo Sapiens field of interest

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Regarding Chocolates, it is the Dark chocolate with above 50 % Coco that is a stimulant..Bournville is an example...The Dark chocolate has many great properties,including tissue rejuvenation,blood vessel and heart protection, and effectively protects the teeth.It is also an anti-oxidant and helps reduce/remove wrinkles of the skin.
You have done a good service by proper explanation,..and saved an old man from feeling guilty for the rest of the years.......

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**psr** · 09-12-2013, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by aargee View Post

Sir, it's certainly not you. I only had my Wife in mind when I said that statement. She didn't like Sea Salt, Chilli & Rich Cocoa flavor of Lindt chocolate, though she was OK with Mint & Strawberry. Orange ofcourse was exceptional, everyone liked it.

You know i was just joking...You probably won't be able to offend me..........this thread is for the soul purpose of making light of any situation without hurting....

Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post

ENLIGHTENMENT!.

Cheers!
VJ

Eerrr..Prof .VJ .....a technical question.....You have mentioned only one side view, which side is it ? and hence shouldn't there be one more "b" or "d" at the end of the word ?

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**Prith** · 09-12-2013, 10:45 AM

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My goodness.

Bikers fighting sorry educating over oogling and chocolates.

Mr. PSR ji, please make sure you amend the rules of this thread on the first page to avoid discussions on "Chocolates" and "Researching on carnal instincts".

I have this thread as my homepage and don't want to see food scientist, "Hitch" specialists, Hannibal Lecter specialists turning this thread to a educational text book material.

Bro's, let get back on track and stick on to what we do best and want from this thread.

**ryan.virgo** · 09-12-2013, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Prith View Post

Bro's, let get back on track

@ Alllllllllll don't argue, we do think from our heart ...... (at times)

**psr** · 09-12-2013, 11:14 AM

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back on to more hilarious things....

**chaosaddict** · 09-12-2013, 11:14 AM

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Cleaner is making news all over again!!!

(well, I am expecting a reply for this too).
But honestly, after looking at the condition of this thread today morning, only after a night has passed, I can only say -

After that,

**devils_friend** · 09-12-2013, 11:34 AM

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Kid 2 his Mom: Mumma main kaise paida hua?
Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kr rakh di, kuch din baad usmein se tum mile mjhe..

Kid did d same thing..

Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme 1 cockroach tha..

kid: (gussey se) Dil to karta h ki tujhe goli maar du.. ..par kya karu...aulad hai tu meri

**chaosaddict** · 09-12-2013, 11:52 AM

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^^hahahaha,,, seriously [MENTION=47870]devils_friend[/MENTION] , nothing like your jokes. I make sure I read it before MODS take action.. LOL!!! (True Story)

**devils_friend** · 09-12-2013, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post

^^hahahaha,,, seriously [MENTION=47870]devils_friend[/MENTION] , nothing like your jokes. I make sure I read it before MODS take action.. LOL!!! (True Story)

Lol!! Thanks bro. Maybe the MODS have special feelings for me

Cheerz!!

**anilp** · 09-12-2013, 01:29 PM

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U will love this.

Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.
Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.
Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend. Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!

City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government department, and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.

Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there? City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.

Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?

City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... One day I ate the chai-walla. The whole office stopped working. They launched a massive hunt fr the Chaiwala. And I got caught!

**Cleaner** · 09-12-2013, 05:27 PM

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Just had a funny experience, a girl wanted to say, "grand masti dekhne sologi?" She send me a sms but forgot to type the "r" in "grand"

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