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  • #2821
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Official jokes

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    • #2822
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      Originally posted by ryan.virgo View Post
      Official jokes
      Was an HR (IT) for 7 years and I know how people looked at us, when we said this.
      Tip : If HR says that they will get back, wait for 24hours, or else search something else.
      Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

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      • #2823
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        Last edited by psr; 09-13-2013, 09:11 PM.
        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        • #2824
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          MBBS Professor- The Sperm is made of glucose, the same material sugar is made of.

          A girl raised her hand- Then y doesn't it
          taste like sugar?

          Suddenly silence in hall.

          Girl: oops.

          Then Professor's reply was also a medical master piece - My dear, Thats bcoz, the taste buds are located on the tip of ur tongue & not in the end of ur throat!!
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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          • #2825
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            The answer is well explained in "Brief"

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            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            • #2826
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              ^^^ Question is incorrect; people don't live in Antarctic, they only live in Arctic circle, in Igloo.
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • #2827
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                Originally posted by aargee View Post
                ^^^ Question is incorrect; people don't live in Antarctic, they only live in Arctic circle, in Igloo.
                Dont worry, the pace with which human race is growing, someone will land up there with an igloo soon.

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                • #2828
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                  Originally posted by muztariq View Post
                  Dont worry, the pace with which human race is growing, someone will land up there with an igloo soon.
                  Can't disagree; all of us will turn this planet into a burning Sun one day
                  It will not be a Igloo, but, big apartments with sky car parking
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  • #2829
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                    Originally posted by aargee View Post
                    Can't disagree; all of us will turn this planet into a burning Sun one day
                    It will not be a Igloo, but, big apartments with sky car parking
                    At the rate the polar Ice is melting ,we may be living in Boat houses, than on Terra firma...
                    There had been more Ice meltdown in the past 20 years than in the past 1,000 years before that
                    The meltdown is calculated at approximately 1,000,000 square Kms each year ...
                    At the present rate of Ice meltdown, by the year 2100 there will be no polar ICE CAP.
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    • #2830
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                      Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                      Was an HR (IT) for 7 years and I know how people looked at us, when we said this.
                      Tip : If HR says that they will get back, wait for 24hours, or else search something else.
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                      Yes true, and if the HR girl turned out to be a babe then its worth it

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                      • #2831
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                        Last edited by psr; 09-14-2013, 11:13 AM.
                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • #2832
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by muztariq View Post
                          Dont worry, the pace with which human race is growing, someone will land up there with an igloo soon.
                          Originally posted by aargee View Post
                          Can't disagree; all of us will turn this planet into a burning Sun one day
                          It will not be a Igloo, but, big apartments with sky car parking
                          This video is not a funny ,thought of posting it after reading the above posts.
                          Leopards have to enter apartments in Mumbai to hunt now-days, we are shrinking the planet. This apartment is not in any remote village ..

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                          • #2833
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                            Why doing homework is important?

                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • #2834
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by aargee View Post
                              ^^^ Question is incorrect; people don't live in Antarctic, they only live in Arctic circle, in Igloo.
                              Maybe the teacher has a igloo in antartica. So, the question was asked

                              Cheerz!!
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              • #2835
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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