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  • #2776
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    Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
    Sirji, does GPL stand for what I think it stands for - #$*nd pe l@@t ???
    [MENTION=48174]chaosaddict[/MENTION]. You have said it yourself - "If you know what I mean"!!!

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    • #2777
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
      Sirji, does GPL stand for what I think it stands for - #$*nd pe l@@t ???
      Originally posted by icemang View Post
      @chaosaddict. You have said it yourself - "If you know what I mean"!!!
      Ha ha ha... HHGPG!
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      • #2778
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        I have deleted the picture as a measure of self-censorship, without any complaints. All readers of this forum may not have the same irreverent sense of humour as I have hence the delete.
        Last edited by icemang; 09-11-2013, 07:51 PM. Reason: Self-censorship

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        • #2779
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          FB feed -

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          BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
          Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
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          • #2780
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Saccha pyar wo nahi jisme dil tut jaye...




            Saccha pyar wo hai jisme palang tut jaye..!!
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            • #2781
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by icemang View Post
              Paraphilia." Any of a group of psychosexual disorders characterized by sexual fantasies, feelings, or activities involving a nonhuman object, a nonconsenting partner such as a child, or pain or humiliation of oneself or one's partner. Also called sexual deviation." from paraphilia - definition of paraphilia by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.

              You want serious answers, you will get them.

              First, get your definitions right. Sexual arousal due to normal visual stimuli, for NORMAL men, is NOT paraphilia. You get aroused by a 5 year old girl in plaits? You do have paraphilia. A normal sexual impulse is natural, paraphilia is a disorder.

              Second, the most powerful female visual stimuli are given by breast and buttocks (size, shape et al) both of which, allied to the subconscious calculation of hip to waist ratio, give ample clues about the fertility of the woman. So, our pitboy would be a deviant pervert to NOT be aroused by the sight of not one but TWO pairs of wonderfully curved and firm and ... buttocks.

              Third, the chocolate question. The cocoa in chocs is linked to serotonin levels in the brain and serotonin is vital for feelings of happiness, well-being etc. When women get upset, serotonin levels take a hit and as they are more prone to mood swings compared to men, they find great relief in polishing off a whole bar of Silk in about 3 minutes. Yes, women do like chocolate. A lot. Try it and you will be a smash hit with your gf.

              PS. The last line was a bit off colour so I have deleted it. I had suddenly remembered it and written it down and then it struck me that it was a bit below the belt, contextually. @ Cleaner. No offence meant, friend. Peace.
              Sorry, no point in continuing this discussion (argument if you think so). I was just stating that staring at girls' breasts or buttocks is not a good thing for me at least. I have never ever done that and I don't find it comfortable if my friends or classmates do it too. Regarding chocolates, I asked because in my experience girls like chocolates just because it seems a "cute" thing and they think there's love in it. I have given chocolates to many girls before, but as those were not the expensive ones with golden wrapper and does not come in cute boxes, they did not like it. Now-a-days I don't ever touch or eat chocolates. You don't believe me, try giving those bitter tasting chocolates which are good for health to your girlfriend/wife and see their response.

              BTW I just had an experience that might be relevant to the discussion, our college recently established a girls hostel close to where I live and as I was coming home on my bicycle, the girls who were at rooftop started eve teasing me, said pretty sexually suggestive stuff and insulted me for still riding a bicycle when all my classmates have bikes. I just raised the middle finger and pedaled fast. I personally never eve teased anyone as I don't like it and I'm shocked to know that girls do it too. SO maybe my ideology about girls is not that perfect and factual.
              I am back!

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              • #2782
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by icemang View Post

                You want serious answers, you will get them.
                Sir kisi ka aagey or himmat na hoga to ask a serious question in this thread

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                • #2783
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                  BTW I just had an experience that might be relevant to the discussion, our college recently established a girls hostel close to where I live and as I was coming home on my bicycle, the girls who were at rooftop started eve teasing me, said pretty sexually suggestive stuff and insulted me for still riding a bicycle when all my classmates have bikes. I just raised the middle finger and pedaled fast.
                  OT : Where is this college?

                  On a more serious note, it seems that you have some issues (perhaps insecurity), but the point is, that one should never club everyone else into the same basket as oneself.
                  Everyone's viewpoint, way of doing things is different. It is a fact that any guy (with an orientation towards the opposite sex) will like to look at a woman (unless they've gone nuts, or are in a depression zone, or some odd lex luthor experimentation is going on with them). Now, what you are saying is, as in the above statement (making a blanket statement about everyone)
                  "You don't believe me, try giving those bitter tasting chocolates which are good for health to your girlfriend/wife and see their response." .
                  How do you know what a person's wife or girlfriend likes till you've not been the same route? Also, every woman is different, there might be the rarities who might not like chocolate.

                  "I asked because in my experience girls like chocolates just because it seems a "cute" thing and they think there's love in it. I have given chocolates to many girls before, but as those were not the expensive ones with golden wrapper and does not come in cute boxes, they did not like it."
                  It is not the chocolates that matter my friend, but attitude. You could give a girl a mere flower, but if you do it the right way, they will appreciate you for it.

                  "I was just stating that staring at girls' breasts or buttocks is not a good thing for me at least. I have never ever done that and I don't find it comfortable if my friends or classmates do it too."
                  There is nothing to be ashamed of there. The only issue is when you allow an animal instinct to take over, and it leads to frustration and aggression towards a woman, THEN it is wrong. Then, a guy is forcing himself on a woman is what leads to all these cases that are in the news nowadays.
                  So, it's all about control. It is why we are humans after all (though, I believe at times that many animals are better, looking at the senselessness out there nowadays).

                  Finally - it DOES NOT matter that you have a bicycle or a motorcycle, what matters is a positive attitude. I cannot tell you what to, or what not to do at that girl's hostel, but raising the middle finger and running away from a situation does not a girlfriend give.
                  AGAIN, it does NOT matter what you have. Attitude is what matters, and a positive one is always good for your peace of mind.

                  Let's get back to all the humour, shall we?

                  PS : Again, where's that hostel of yours?

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                  • #2784
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Okay. Why not we start posting the funny things as usual. Not quoting paragraphs one after another after another. We are men and we are pervs. Manufacturing defect. PERIOD.

                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • #2785
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                      Husband- "tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?"

                      Wife- kyo kya hua?

                      Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha "Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na?

                      ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●

                      A foreigner asked Indian Husband,
                      "Why Indian Women have Red Dot  on their forehead ?"

                      Indian replied,
                      "Because they Record everything.."

                      ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●

                      Master--Kal School Kyon Nhi Aye.?
                      Boy--GirlFriend Se Milne Gya Tha.
                      Master--Kis Liye?
                      Boy--Yes Sir.
                      Master--Mene Puchha Kis Liye.?
                      Boy--Liye Sir Bahut liye..
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      • #2786
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                        Okay. Why not we start posting the funny things as usual. Not quoting paragraphs one after another after another. We are men and we are pervs. Manufacturing defect. PERIOD.

                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        egg-jactly.

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                        • #2787
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                          I have given chocolates to many girls before...try giving those bitter tasting chocolates which are good for health to your girlfriend/wife and see their response
                          It depends on, what chocolate, what they like & how it is given, when it is given & most importantly how much drama you make before giving it

                          Ofcourse, not many people like exotic (the salt, pepper, rich cocoa, mint flavored) chocolates, forget alone women. Always remember, Women & budget don't go together
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • #2788
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                            A Triumph in the Salt Flats, Utah!


                            Because I can..... Riding boots are more important than riding gear.

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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                            • #2789
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                              Better kill Yourself

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                              Wtf did i just read???? :O

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                              Together it is xD

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                              [MENTION=61791]Cleaner[/MENTION] You should start eating chocolates..atleast 2 a week.. They contain antioxidant(Dark chocolate) which prevents cancer Just a good tip
                              Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                              • #2790
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post
                                @Cleaner You should start eating chocolates..atleast 2 a week.. They contain antioxidant(Dark chocolate) which prevents cancer Just a good tip
                                I don't like chocolates, tastes too sweet for me. Growing up with diabetic parents made me used to "bina chini chai" :P My horoscope sign is Cancer, so I might catch it sooner :P
                                I am back!

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