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Part II
DID you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the lion’s den at the zoo?
He’s being sued by the blue cross for cruelty to animals.
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BEHIND every successful man stands a devoted wife and a equally suspicious mother-in-law.
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DEFINITION of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new car.
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A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year Christmas came again and this year he didn’t buy her any present.
His mother-in-law was upset and asked the son-in-law why was she forgotten this time.
The angry son-in-law responded, ‘Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year.’
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“A police recruit is asked during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?”
He replies, “I’d call for backup
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When my mother in law was alive, I used to get up an hour earlier so I could hate her for longer.
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A true story. One day my mother-in-law arrived uninvited for a visit.
She was a smoker and the following day a major fire mysteriously broke out in the bedroom we had given her. It caused thousands of pounds worth of damage and she promptly decided to leave, complaining, "My best dress has been ruined by YOUR fire".
But there was a happy ending. She never visited us again.
Part II
DID you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the lion’s den at the zoo?
He’s being sued by the blue cross for cruelty to animals.
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BEHIND every successful man stands a devoted wife and a equally suspicious mother-in-law.
--------
DEFINITION of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new car.
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A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year Christmas came again and this year he didn’t buy her any present.
His mother-in-law was upset and asked the son-in-law why was she forgotten this time.
The angry son-in-law responded, ‘Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year.’
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“A police recruit is asked during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?”
He replies, “I’d call for backup
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When my mother in law was alive, I used to get up an hour earlier so I could hate her for longer.
--------
A true story. One day my mother-in-law arrived uninvited for a visit.
She was a smoker and the following day a major fire mysteriously broke out in the bedroom we had given her. It caused thousands of pounds worth of damage and she promptly decided to leave, complaining, "My best dress has been ruined by YOUR fire".
But there was a happy ending. She never visited us again.
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