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  • #2686
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    Aalu Bhindi ke Story

    1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,

    Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,

    Shut up,,tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart

    Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,

    Aalu-ghobi,

    Aalu- bengan,

    Aalu-Shimla mirch,

    Aalu-palak,

    Aalu-matar,

    Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.!!

    MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AE HASEENA.
    TERI SURAT PE NHI HM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAI
    I am back!

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    • #2687
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      Can you please let me know what exactly is hilarious about it????


      Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
      [MENTION=41586]Divya Sharan[/MENTION], that guy Sagar did turn up for the ISG2G, hilarious to see his act go LIVE!

      I knew this was one of Spidey's trick.

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      Cheers!
      VJ
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      Sorry mate.... I won't even call him as a human being.... calling him a dog is also an insult to the dog community...... :-)

      Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
      Senseless human being.. lol.. Helmet is for kids?? This kid needs to Grow up

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      • #2688
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        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        • #2689
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          Yappy Teachers Day!! Hic Hic!!


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          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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          • #2690
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            Hahah this fool got exposed

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            • #2691
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              Originally posted by ryan.virgo View Post
              Hahah this fool got exposed

              [ATTACH=CONFIG]115102[/ATTACH]

              this was known from the beggining and he always said in the program discalimer that he acts in an artificial enviroment and such help is avaible to him in all cases...(read before starting of program)

              BTW he has some real skills and he is survival instructor of us army

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              • #2692
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                Originally posted by Technosid View Post
                this was known from the beggining and he always said in the program discalimer that he acts in an artificial enviroment and such help is avaible to him in all cases...(read before starting of program)

                BTW he has some real skills and he is survival instructor of us army

                He is a joke for me that's why I posted it in this thread.... Sorry if he is your hero

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                • #2693
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                  Originally posted by ryan.virgo View Post
                  Hahah this fool got exposed

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                  Who cares what he eats off cam?? Still he eats his own shit and other nasty things on cam for you..
                  :Respect:
                  Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

                  sigpic

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                  • #2694
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                    Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post
                    Who cares what he eats off cam?? Still he eats his own shit and other nasty things on cam for you..
                    :Respect:
                    yup agreed
                    he has done stuff stuff even seasoned survivalist wouldn't dream of doing-

                    i remember 2 superb things in the series-

                    1. when he peed in snakeskin and drank his pee of it

                    2.and when he slept inside a fresh dead camel to avoid a sandstorm

                    :respect: "he is tha baws"

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                    • #2695
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                      Nagoor Biriyani, Ulundhoor pettai Naayuku thaan kedaikanum nu eludhirundha, adha yaaralayum maatha mudiyadhu...

                      Translation, if Nagoor Biryani is to be eaten by a stray dog, who can change it.

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                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                      The girl said, 'NO!'


                      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                      THE END

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                      • #2696
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                        Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                        Nagoor Biriyani, Ulundhoor pettai Naayuku thaan kedaikanum nu eludhirundha, adha yaaralayum maatha mudiyadhu...

                        Translation, if Nagoor Biryani is to be eaten by a stray dog, who can change it.


                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        VJ don't get frustrated with the picture....Sometimes the Winner is the Looser..(mostly so in marriage )
                        Look at the Garland..it is made of Leaves...so it may not be a marriage at all...

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                        Last edited by psr; 09-05-2013, 08:03 PM.
                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • #2697
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                          Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                          Nagoor Biriyani, Ulundhoor pettai Naayuku thaan kedaikanum nu eludhirundha, adha yaaralayum maatha mudiyadhu...

                          Translation, if Nagoor Biryani is to be eaten by a stray dog, who can change it.

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                          Cheers!
                          VJ

                          This pic might give countless men a ray of hope..!!!


                          Cheers
                          Ride Safe
                          Krishna
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                          • #2698
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                            Originally posted by krish2778 View Post
                            This pic might give countless men a ray of hope..!!!
                            Especially when the ray of hope is from Lightroom...Adobe Lightroom
                            With Lightroom, any bathroom can be converted to bedroom hehe
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • #2699
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                              Originally posted by krish2778 View Post
                              This pic might give countless men a ray of hope..!!!


                              Cheers
                              Ride Safe
                              Krishna
                              Its fine as long as the ray of hope doesn't make one to lead the rest of the life in darkness.

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                              • #2700
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                                What a WOMAN WANTS.......

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                                Last edited by psr; 09-06-2013, 03:49 PM.
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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