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^^ Golden words Sir :thumbup:

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Agree for this one,
[MENTION=59533]Rakesh Rok[/MENTION], [MENTION=27501]rreneav1987[/MENTION], [MENTION=63811]Night_Shade[/MENTION] and [MENTION=41586]Divya Sharan[/MENTION], whenever we enter into a thread for discussion, the outcome is that the thread's gonna be closed or all our messages are going to be deleted as OT . . . Right guys. . ?

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People are never gonna recognize the talent hidden in us bro.... Not our mistake thou

We are the...........

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Talent eh?? One day we are gonna get kicked out..

Now back to the topic..









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"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.

"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to."

"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel, ummm... *physically* attracted to my horse."

"Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"

"Female, of course! " the man replied. "What do you think I am... GAY???

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What topic, we are speaking about something related to this topic , true story . . .

PS: Reneav is that you who did that . . ?

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Once A Professor Asked His Students To Use Love And Sex In A Sentence.
Girls Wrote:
`When Mutual Understanding Between A Boy And A Girl Increases So Much That They Can't Live Without Each Other,
Implies They Are In Love And When This Love Reaches Extreme Such That Both Feel Bodily Same,
They Engage Themselves In A Body To Body Pleasureful Combat That We Call Sex`

Boys Wrote: `I Love Sex`

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Boys Rockkkkkkkk and poor girls trolled . . .

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Bwahahahaha.. Boys gave a short and crisp answer..

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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.


After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"


The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."


The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" They asked. She said, "get out from under the bed and fight like a man".

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Two guys are sitting at a bar. After a bunch of drinks over several hours, one guy hiccups, drops his head down to his chest, pushes himself away from the bar, and proceeds to hurl all over himself.


Wiping his mouth off on his shirtsleeve, he says, "Man, I gotta go home. I'm already two hours late, and now I've thrown up all over myself. My wife is gonna kill me.


The second guy turns to the first and says, "Naw she won't. Listen, you got twenty bucks?"


The first says, "Yeah, why?"


The second drunk says, "Take the twenty and put it in your front pocket. When you get home and your wife asks what happened, you tell her some guy threw up on your shirt and he gave you twenty bucks for the dry cleaning. I do it all the time."


The first guy says, "Great idea! Let's have another round", and the two continued to drink for the next couple of hours.


Eventually they head home. Sure enough, the first guy's wife is waiting up for him. As he walks through the door, she takes a look at him and says, "Look at you! You're pathetic!! You're five hours late, drunk as a skunk, and you've got dried puke all over the front of you! What have you got to say for yourself ?!?"


He says, "Wait honey, listen for a second. This drunken guy threw up on me and gave me twenty bucks to get my shirt dry cleaned, I swear. Check my front pocket."


She reaches in and pulls out the money. She says, "Wait there's 40 bucks in here!"


He says, "Oh yeah, he crapped in my pants too!!"

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Bhai.. Screw him.. that's why I said at one point of time, the piston and the bore kit will need replacements dude.. get back into the topic.. i don't wanna be kicked out of xBhp

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There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.


One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.


After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight.


"What took you so long?" inquired the Redhead.


"There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?" replied the Brunette.


"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They decided to wait. Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view.


Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde, "What took you so long?"


"What do you expect? You guy's cheated, replied the idignant blonde, "You used your hands!"

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This is OT mann, we can chat . . .

PS: If there is an option only, you can replace the piston and bore kit, if you know what I mean . . .

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Don't know about others, but this is what my friends do . . .


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Why do I get the feeling that this thread started to spread a " Feel good and Happy " feeling had lost it's sense of direction and had become a place for discussion of things otherwise ? Request members not to dilute the essence and purpose of this thread...

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Guys.. Please watch this video.. Am sure you guys are definitely gonna Laugh your Pants out..