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    how many of us use fb by the way? i am keen to know as whomever i talk to always refer to facebook and they even ask me fb id's to send mails to.
    i stopped fb a year ago.

    oh and does anybody know if that scratch remover pen that they advertise in tv actually work? anybody got any experience with that?



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      Hmmm... Saw many spoofs, but this one takes the cake.

      Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
      Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

      Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
      Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
      ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
      P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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        Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

        A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

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        Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.

        Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?� he asked his mother.

        He thinks a lot, replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

        Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, So why do you have so
        much hair?
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        A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

        After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

        "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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        Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

        Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

        He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home.""I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

        At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand.

        He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

        The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

        He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?"

        The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision."

        Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!"
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        SPARTAN CENTAUR Gloves: 10 DAYS, 3228 KMs: the Experience & Review

        The Boss Returns: Rebuilding 1991 Suzuki Shogun - In Progress

        I coined the term - " Closet Biker "

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          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            Planned, Unplanned and then Re-Planned - Ooty Ride

            SPARTAN CENTAUR Gloves: 10 DAYS, 3228 KMs: the Experience & Review

            The Boss Returns: Rebuilding 1991 Suzuki Shogun - In Progress

            I coined the term - " Closet Biker "

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              This may be a probably reason as why my Son has so many girl friends!!
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  don't leave anything and regret later

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                  Ride safe and have fun.
                  Regards
                  Nadeem

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                    Do you have skype??
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                    You'l facepalm when you get this (tell me if you dont get )
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                    Anyone need her?? xD
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                    We all know how it feels
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                    Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                      Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post


                      You'l facepalm when you get this (tell me if you dont get )
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                      I didn't get it
                      ZMR- PGMFI re-defined

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                        Originally posted by abhi7013 View Post
                        I didn't get it
                        starbucks, get it?



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                          Cheers!!!
                          Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                          Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                          Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                          Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                          Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                          10 years into riding :D
                          Live2Race. . .

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                            Originally posted by abhi7013 View Post
                            I didn't get it
                            Hehe, lol!
                            ZMR- PGMFI re-defined

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                              Originally posted by abhi7013 View Post
                              I didn't get it
                              Its starbucks
                              Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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