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**dead_piper** · 12-01-2013, 08:43 PM

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how many of us use fb by the way? i am keen to know as whomever i talk to always refer to facebook and they even ask me fb id's to send mails to.
i stopped fb a year ago.

oh and does anybody know if that scratch remover pen that they advertise in tv actually work? anybody got any experience with that?

**Divya Sharan** · 12-01-2013, 11:52 PM

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Hmmm... Saw many spoofs, but this one takes the cake.

**snehithpereira** · 12-02-2013, 01:05 AM

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Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

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Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.

Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?� he asked his mother.

He thinks a lot, replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, So why do you have so
much hair?
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home.""I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand.

He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?"

The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision."

Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!"