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  • #3631
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    Paul Walker Car Crash, How ironical! An actor of car racing movie series dies in a car accident. I really wonder how Sunny Leone will die !
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    • #3632
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      ^^ probably during her Hindi Tuition classes ;D

      Cheerz!!
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      • #3633
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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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        • #3634
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          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • #3635
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            My true true story - a different touch to an old meme but nevertheless, hilarious

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            BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
            Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
            YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)            ​

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            • #3636
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              NAUGHTY ENGINEERS..!!

              Four Girls took lift in a Car full of
              Engineers...

              Since no place available, they
              sat on each Boys'lap...
              .
              After 5 minuts...
              .
              Girl1:"Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.. ??
              .
              Boy1:"How do you know.. ??
              .
              Girl1:"Your Tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...

              Girl2:"Areyou an IT Engineer.. ??

              Boy2:"How do you know.. ??
              .
              Girl2:"Your Pen drive is trying to
              connect with my USB port...

              Girl3:"Are you a Mechanical Engineer..??
              .
              .
              Boy3:"How do you know.. ??
              .
              .
              Girl3:"UR Piston is trying to move
              into my Cylinder..

              Girl4:"Are U a Civil Engineer.. ??
              .
              Boy4:"How do U know.. ??
              .
              .
              .
              Girl4:"UR Dam has Broken and Flooded my village..



              Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk

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              • #3637
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                Beauty of ENGLISH-
                Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story ?

                Here's an example:

                "Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all .!"
                "Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!"
                "Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
                "Oh Jack plz dont..!"
                "Oh Jack plz...!"
                "Oh Jack.. !"
                "Oh....!"
                "O !"
                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                • #3638
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                  Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                  Paul Walker Car Crash, How ironical! An actor of car racing movie series dies in a car accident. I really wonder how Sunny Leone will die !
                  Yeah really it was very sad and also astonishing to read the news.

                  I was very sad to know the news.

                  Although i am not a great fan of him, but i like him as how cool he looks in the fast series.

                  I love the fast series and especially like Paul walker and Vin diesel. They look like they are made for this.

                  Now without paul fast series will not feel the same.
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                  • #3639
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                    Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk

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                    • #3640
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                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                      The girl said, 'NO!'


                      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                      THE END

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                      • #3641
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                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • #3642
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                          Indian Ministry FAIL (road works) - - Ministry of Road Transport & Highways, Government of India

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                          Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                          Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                          Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                          Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                          ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                          P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                          • #3643
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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                            • #3644
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                              Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
                              In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.


                              The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
                              The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
                              The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
                              The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.


                              After one day, these were the results:
                              The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
                              The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
                              The third worm in sperm --- dead.
                              The fourth worm in soil --- alive.


                              So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."


                              Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
                              How the hell did they source a jar of sperm? Our college had trouble sourcing 5ml human sperm for zoology practical class, and a kindhearted guy had to help them source it. It was quite embarrassing and awkward moment.
                              I am back!

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                              • #3645
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                                Chor aya, Tijori par likha tha
                                "Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
                                Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.
                                Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?
                                Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..
                                Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                                Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                                Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                                Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                                ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                                P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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