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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      Some Technological FAILS:



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        Originally posted by ryan.virgo View Post
        IMO, Never seen something like before.... :O
        KTM RC390 - Current
        Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
        Hero Hunk - Sold
        An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


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        Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
        Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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          Santa after first peg

          Ravan bahut bura aadmi tha. Seeta mata ko bhaga kar le gaya wo, accha hua Sri ram nei vadh kar diya uska

          After 3rd peg

          Ravan bahut bura aadmi tha bheinch** .. Uski maa ka bhonds* sala seeta mata ko bhaga kar le gaya. Accha hua Sri Ram nei uski g**nd maar di..harami sala kabhi chutiayapa nahi karega wo...

          After 5th peg

          Ravav ki maa ki ch****!!!
          M*adar*** aise kaise seeta mata ko bhaga kar le gaya 
          O chotu oye, payncho jaldi Scorpio nikal Lanka jana hai Ravan ki m** cho*ne...

          - - - Updated - - -

          Arz kiya hai:

          Roye hum is kadar, unke kandho par sir rakh kar.. Waah waah!!
          Roye hum is kadar, unke kandho par sir rakh kar.. Waah waah!!
          Ki Wo khud hi apni kameez utarkar boli...
          'Daba de kamine, khali peeli natak mat kar...!!'

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          Unki gali se guzre, to chaurahaa nazar aaya
          Unki gali se guzre, to chaurahaa nazar aaya
          Unki Maa bahar aakar boli...

          G**nd faad dungi kamine, jo dubara nazar aaya...


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            Ride safe and have fun.
            Regards
            Nadeem

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              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                If you have the time watch this. Very nicely edited. Funny too!
                Tour De Thekkady

                The Return of the KB

                The Run-in Adventure

                150cc doing 100+ is great!
                100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
                150cc cornering like hell is great!
                100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
                THAT'S WHY I RIDE A RTZ!!

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                  *Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

                  Conductor: 24 hours.

                  Aadmi: Wo kaise?

                  Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!


                  *Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

                  Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!


                  *A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

                  Was the necklace FAKE?

                  Nooooo! That was the deal


                  *A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

                  Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

                  Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!


                  *Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?

                  Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!
                  The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                  Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    Nice knee guards


                    Originally posted by psr View Post

                    Last edited by ryan.virgo; 12-25-2013, 06:42 PM.

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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        An old Indian woman slips and falls. She cries "Hai Meri Kismat !!". A foreigner walks past and says "Hi. Merry Christmas to you too "

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                        • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            * Tip of the day *

                            Always read your Wife's Horoscope to see what kind of day YOU are going to have..!!
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                                Son : papa circus dekhne chale???

                                Papa : No son, I m busy.

                                Son : Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. ...!!!!!

                                Papa : bahut ziddi ho gaye ho....Har baat zidd karke manvate ho....
                                Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha....!!!!!

                                Iske Aage ki kahaani...

                                Son & papa phir circus dekhne gaye. Papa ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li... 😎

                                Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par bina kapadon ki ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya...

                                Papa : Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?

                                Son : Bina kapdo ke toh sher kaha tha, ladki nahi........

                                Ab aap jaroor yeh msg dubara padhoge
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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