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Originally posted by ryan.virgo View Post:O
KTM RC390 - Current
Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
Hero Hunk - Sold
An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.
Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html
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Santa after first peg
Ravan bahut bura aadmi tha. Seeta mata ko bhaga kar le gaya wo, accha hua Sri ram nei vadh kar diya uska
After 3rd peg
Ravan bahut bura aadmi tha bheinch** .. Uski maa ka bhonds* sala seeta mata ko bhaga kar le gaya. Accha hua Sri Ram nei uski g**nd maar di..harami sala kabhi chutiayapa nahi karega wo...
After 5th peg
Ravav ki maa ki ch****!!!
M*adar*** aise kaise seeta mata ko bhaga kar le gaya 
O chotu oye, payncho jaldi Scorpio nikal Lanka jana hai Ravan ki m** cho*ne...
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Arz kiya hai:
Roye hum is kadar, unke kandho par sir rakh kar.. Waah waah!!
Roye hum is kadar, unke kandho par sir rakh kar.. Waah waah!!
Ki Wo khud hi apni kameez utarkar boli...
'Daba de kamine, khali peeli natak mat kar...!!'
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Unki gali se guzre, to chaurahaa nazar aaya
Unki gali se guzre, to chaurahaa nazar aaya
Unki Maa bahar aakar boli...
G**nd faad dungi kamine, jo dubara nazar aaya...
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Tour De Thekkady
The Return of the KB
The Run-in Adventure
150cc doing 100+ is great!
100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
150cc cornering like hell is great!
100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
THAT'S WHY I RIDE A RTZ!!
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*Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Conductor: 24 hours.
Aadmi: Wo kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!
*Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!
*A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal
*A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!
*Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?
Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.
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Son : papa circus dekhne chale???
Papa : No son, I m busy.
Son : Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. ...!!!!!
Papa : bahut ziddi ho gaye ho....Har baat zidd karke manvate ho....
Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha....!!!!!
Iske Aage ki kahaani...
Son & papa phir circus dekhne gaye. Papa ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li... 😎
Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par bina kapadon ki ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya...
Papa : Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?
Son : Bina kapdo ke toh sher kaha tha, ladki nahi........
Ab aap jaroor yeh msg dubara padhogeThe real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.
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