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You know, when people like you drive down the street with your unnecessary loud motorcycles thinking you're all cool, everyone is actually laughing at you and calling you pathetic faggatos, you do realize it right?
Nobody is intimidated actually, everyone realizes - the people who are so needy for attention they need to dress up and be as loud as possible - are you guys and sixteen year old girls. Just wanted to let you know you're fcuking fags!" ... Eric Cartman.

i never want so called attention. but its sad when i gear up and ride bike all around start laughing at me...
today i had to go into bank. was in a hurry, hence went in with all gears, alas, whole M.Fs were staring at me and giggling. i felt pathetic for them.

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Legend Racer, you can look casual while wearing gears too, I'm armor clad most of the times, but nobody can notice it. You can buy black leather riding jackets which are armored and casual looking too and for summers get a single colored fabric jacket and wear armor knee armor under clothes, if they still laughs, curse them to die in a fatal accident. Anyway, better accept the fact that people are ignorant and stupid, the last part of my post will prove it too. I have many friends who does not know what dipper means and "pass light" means tail light to them, funny they have been riding for years and often look down at me for not having a motorcycle. I hate to admit, all of my friends are drunk drivers (or riders), they often ride to a nearby dhaba and drink till their legs shake. Even after major crashes, they don't learn, it has gotten to the point that I no longer go out with them.


Also look at this and see for yourself, have a laugh too while you're at it.



This just came in my news feed, accompanied with the following text.

Wow! our tax money at work. The windshield looks like that of a 1934 ford model B to me.

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Garnier Ultra-Lift Anti-Wrinkle Eye Roller - Walmart.com

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http://www.walmart.com/ip/Garnier-Ultra-Lift-Anti-Wrinkle-Eye-Roller-0.5-fl-oz/15657487

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What was the hilarious part in it? Sorry i din't get it.

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Pogo comes in channel no. 512 in DishTV, watch it

You got a PM BTW.

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Wow man. Am seriously tempted to share your PM. Heights of being lame. Or rather, being pervert.

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That's what girls in my class were talking in code and I decrypted.

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So let's get back to topic shall we.



Cheers!
VJ

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Today is 'WIFE'S' DAY!
Always Love the 'Wife'.
No Life without Wife.
Remain Loyal & Faithful to Wife.
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Never mind "Whose Wife"

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LAXMAN apni biwi ko ghar pe chhodkar chala gaya...

RAAVAN doosre ki utha ke phas gaya...

Sugreev ne RAM ka saath is liye diya kyunki usse apni biwi Bali se wapis chaahiye thi...

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RAM ko apni waapis chaahiye thi to usse 10 din tak yuddh karna pada, aur end me kya hua???

Jis Biwi ke kaaran Itni RAMAYAN hui Woh to underground ho gayi...

Abhi socho itna jhamela hua kyun???

Kyun ki DASHRATH ki 3 biwiyan thein!!

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Bruce Lee's irritating sister

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Upon getting to work one morning,
seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that his wife's birthday today.


At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for her.
Unfortunately, he realizes that life has been good and she has everything she needs. Upon passing a lingerie store, Marvin realizes that his wife has never bought any lingerie in her life.


He gets the idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her feel good and young.


Marvin goes into the store and tells the clerk to wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee she has. Marvin takes the gift and excitedly runs home to his wife.




Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to take the gift upstairs and unwrap it.
He'll wait in the kitchen.


His wife thanks him and goes up to the bedroom.


Once the package is opened she realizes that this is something she's never had before.
She also sees that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination.


She thinks for a moment and then decides that she'll really surprise Marvin
and go downstairs without any clothes on at all.


So she leaves the negligee on the bed and starts down the stairs stark without clothes.
She calls out, "Marvin, come out to the hallway and look."
Marvin walks out to the staircase, looks up at his wife,


and exclaims,
"All that money and they didn't even iron it."

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Many times, people say that the women species talk too much...


But there's no problem, because the male ear is SELECTIVE


Example...


When the women say:


"This House is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this
Your stuff is all on the floor
you will be without clothes
if you don't wash them now !!!"


...
...
...
...
...


The male ear only understands:
bla, bla, bla, bla, Honey
bla, bla, bla, bla, You and I
bla, bla, bla, bla, on the floor
bla, bla, bla, bla, without clothes
bla, bla, bla, bla, NOW !!!

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Nice one reneav.

Now that's Unemployment



Cheers!
VJ

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Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got a heart attack & our driver ran away


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A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?


Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.


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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.


The nervous Sergeant said, "Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel."


The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay."


About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane xxx with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"


"No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are."




Moral of the story
If you are not sure of how things are done, don't be ashamed to ask for clarification before doing it ...
not after you have done it wrongly...




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