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    [MENTION=37862]snehithpereira[/MENTION], excellent stuff.

    How I feel after ploughing through lots pots in xBhp every single day.

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    Cheers!
    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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      Black are you exhausted after plauying with that pussy?
      I am back!

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        @ Snehithpereira.....Very good post...

        @ All..... the thread had improved ever since I stopped posting... hence I will keep off and enjoy good posts of others..
        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          Originally posted by psr View Post

          @ All..... the thread had improved ever since I stopped posting... hence I will keep off and enjoy good posts of others..
          We didn't hear you psr ji.

          Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
          Black are you exhausted after plauying with that pussy?
          You little creep. Think on the bright side.

          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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            Hot Mohawk Motorcycle Girl on her Army bike - VF500 interceptor - YouTube

            Well, that escalated quickly...


            bus aur ladki ek jaisi hoti hain,
            1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai

            RIKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain,
            1 ko bulao 5 chale aate hain.


            Last edited by Cleaner; 01-18-2014, 02:49 AM.
            I am back!

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              On a Friday evening, hsbnd asks his wife: Shall we have a nice week-end ?

              Wife: Sure, why not?

              Hsbnd: Ok then, see you on Monday..!!!
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                Hahaha

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                Ride safe and have fun.
                Regards
                Nadeem

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                  Good broster!

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                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      Some of the hairstyles for you to avoid this year :P :P :P

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                        [MENTION=39214]B7ACKTHORN[/MENTION] , [MENTION=32286]psr[/MENTION] Thank you Sir

                        now for more:

                        Careful what you ask for:




                        A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

                        The waitress asks them for their orders.

                        The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

                        'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

                        A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

                        The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'

                        The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

                        Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

                        This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.

                        'No, this is Friday so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.

                        'Same,' says the ostrich.

                        Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

                        Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

                        The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?

                        'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

                        'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'

                        'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man..

                        The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

                        The man sighs... pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a chick with long legs and who agrees with everything I say.'


                        Guardian Angel:

                        A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

                        The man was astonished.He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, and a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

                        "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the heck were you when I got married?"
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                        Planned, Unplanned and then Re-Planned - Ooty Ride

                        SPARTAN CENTAUR Gloves: 10 DAYS, 3228 KMs: the Experience & Review

                        The Boss Returns: Rebuilding 1991 Suzuki Shogun - In Progress

                        I coined the term - " Closet Biker "

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                          What the did group of eunuchs say on seeing a Suzuki GSX 1300R?










                          Answer - (clapping their hands hijada style) Are hay hay hay, hayabusa!

                          Sent from my GT-I9300 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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                            Something original that I have made :

                            Technology has blinded us :P :P

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                              People on FB believe that they can still do the liking and save someone!
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                              It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the ride - bolts!

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                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                                The girl said, 'NO!'


                                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                                THE END

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