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  • Re: Aisa bhi hota hai!

    So officially 2014 is here.

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    Cheers!
    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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      True indeed..
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      It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the ride - bolts!

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        Ride safe and have fun.
        Regards
        Nadeem

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          Double Meaning Menace! Also if you don't get it, The faster we come it's not "come".. it's.. well um..

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          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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            Happy New Year...

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              Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
              Happy New Year...
              Uttam.. Aati-uttam balak

              Ride safe and have fun.
              Regards
              Nadeem

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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Does this qualify to be hilarious?
                Photo Credit - Mr Aditya Ramesh
                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  Originally posted by aargee View Post
                  Does this qualify to be hilarious?
                  Photo Credit - Mr Aditya Ramesh
                  The one with you cornering/attempting donuts on one leg was more hilarious!
                  Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                  Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                  Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                  Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                  ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                  P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                    There are people who update their basic information on FB without knowing that interested in means their sexual orientation. A friend of mine has updated about her as interested in men and women, even though she is straight.
                    PS: That question has always needs to be left blank unless You are on FB for especially dating.
                    Last edited by Sherwin; 01-09-2014, 12:10 PM.

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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                      The one with you cornering/attempting donuts on one leg was more hilarious!
                      Am i missing something somewhere?????

                      Biking is not about how many Km/h you put on your Speedo. It's about how many miles you put on your Odo. Ride Safe, Ride Long!

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by bbsrailfan View Post
                        Am i missing something somewhere?????
                        If you were following HVK sir's All India Meet held recently, you'd know.
                        Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                        Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                        Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                        Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                        ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                        P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by bbsrailfan View Post
                          Am i missing something somewhere?????
                          Sorry about the OT, watch out for my upcoming T'Log here (unless you've seen that on FB before) in few days
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                              Goa radio organised a competition for poems, in which the first line must be romantic, but the second line should be opposite.

                              This was the winner sent by Joao Caitan :

                              My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,

                              Marrying you messed up my life.

                              I see your face when I am dreaming.

                              That's why I always wake up screaming.

                              Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

                              This describes everything you are not.

                              I love your smile, your face and your eyes,

                              Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

                              My feelings for you, no words can tell,

                              Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

                              What inspired this amazing rhyme?

                              A bottle of whisky, one part lime!!
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                                @ Devil's Friend......Your poem sounds more like "The Confessions of a Married Man".
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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