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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Does this qualify to be hilarious?
Photo Credit - Mr Aditya Ramesh
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day
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The one with you cornering/attempting donuts on one leg was more hilarious!Originally posted by aargee View PostDoes this qualify to be hilarious?
Photo Credit - Mr Aditya Ramesh
Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!
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There are people who update their basic information on FB without knowing that interested in means their sexual orientation.
A friend of mine has updated about her as interested in men and women, even though she is straight.
PS: That question has always needs to be left blank unless You are on FB for especially dating.Last edited by Sherwin; 01-09-2014, 12:10 PM.
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Am i missing something somewhere?????Originally posted by Divya Sharan View PostThe one with you cornering/attempting donuts on one leg was more hilarious!

Biking is not about how many Km/h you put on your Speedo. It's about how many miles you put on your Odo. Ride Safe, Ride Long!
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If you were following HVK sir's All India Meet held recently, you'd know.Originally posted by bbsrailfan View PostAm i missing something somewhere?????
Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!
Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0
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Sorry about the OT, watch out for my upcoming T'Log here (unless you've seen that on FB before) in few daysOriginally posted by bbsrailfan View PostAm i missing something somewhere?????
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Goa radio organised a competition for poems, in which the first line must be romantic, but the second line should be opposite.
This was the winner sent by Joao Caitan :
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you messed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amazing rhyme?
A bottle of whisky, one part lime!!The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.
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