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      [MENTION=34359]ryan.virgo[/MENTION].. By far the best pillion seat of R15

      Cheerz!!
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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        The True Fact. . .

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        Cheers!!!
        Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
        Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
        Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
        Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
        Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

        10 years into riding :D
        Live2Race. . .

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          Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies:

          "Mission Impossible"
          "Eee Naa Ho Payi"

          "Mission Impossible- 2
          "Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naa Ho Payi"

          "Titanic"
          "Nauka Dele Dhoka"

          "Anaconda"
          " Aadmi Ke Khaye Wala Sapwa"

          "Three Idiots"
          "Teen Burbak"

          "Ghajini"
          "Takla Ke Badla".
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            All new series of Rajnikanth:

            Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!
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            Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!
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            Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!
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            Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
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            Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!
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            The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
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            Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
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            Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
            energy;
            and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
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            Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
            Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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            Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
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            When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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            Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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            The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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            An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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            Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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            Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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            Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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            Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But
            guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer
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            This 1 is Baap
            Wimbledon special

            Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. Ask me anything and I will answer

            Rajnikanth: Kanna.. How many holes are there in the net ? 

            Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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              Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
              Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies:

              "Mission Impossible"
              "Eee Naa Ho Payi"

              "Mission Impossible- 2
              "Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naa Ho Payi"

              "Titanic"
              "Nauka Dele Dhoka"

              "Anaconda"
              " Aadmi Ke Khaye Wala Sapwa"

              "Three Idiots"
              "Teen Burbak"

              "Ghajini"
              "Takla Ke Badla".
              Few hindi ones as well (TV/films)

              Vivah - baapu, hamar gauna kab hoyi?

              Balika Vadhu - Bitte bhar ki bahuria!

              Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - हरी बिटवा और जादूगर के पत्थर

              Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - हरी बिटवा और गुप्त तहखाना


              Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - हरी बिटवा और अज्काबान केर कैदी


              Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire - हरी बिटवा और आग केर गिलास


              Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - हरी बिटवा और अमर चिरिया के दल


              Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - हरी बिटवा और आधा खुनी राजकुमार


              Harry Potter and the Deathly hallows - हरी बिटवा और यम के दान


              Harry Potter and the Deathly hallows part 2 - हरी बिटवा और यम के दान - बाकी भाग
              Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
              Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

              Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
              Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
              ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
              P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                ^^ epic!!
                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                  Spellings again ... Pakka bill


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                    Cheers!!!
                    Last edited by Rakesh Rok; 09-27-2013, 09:32 PM.
                    Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                    Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                    Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                    Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                    Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                    10 years into riding :D
                    Live2Race. . .

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                      Sent from my mobile phone, through xBhp Connect

                      My views on the YZF-R15 V2.0: http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/news/198...tml#post699240

                      The pleasure is when your rear wheel slides, and you bring it back; and when the front wheel lifts, you take your time bringing it back.

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                        The truth..



                        Sent from Ipad using tapatalk.

                        Ride safe and have fun.
                        Regards
                        Nadeem

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                          Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
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                          Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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                          This makes him the greatest person in this world....

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                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            Seems legit!

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                            Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                            Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                            Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                            Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                            ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                            P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                              Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                              Seems legit!

                              [ATTACH=CONFIG]118647[/ATTACH]
                              The last best looking bike was the karizma.. though the zmr looks good.. it doesnt look good in all the views..

                              Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                              Last edited by rreneav1987; 09-28-2013, 10:51 AM.
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                                Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

                                A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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